Dirty Pete Show!

Remember that podcast a while back that didn't exist?  Well, here's a good summary of what happened!  You really missed out, but this summary is better than the original anyway.  Why?  Because Dirty Pete has gotten BETTER at this shit, bitches!

A show for the ladies!  Also, look up SKD Knickerbocker to read along as "liner notes" to this podcast.  Hilary Rosen is an opportunistic sack of trash who is getting rich off her exclusive access to the White House for lobbying purposes . . . Sh sh sh . . . just touch it . . .

Summary of today's "Entertainment" news! Plus, did you know the government sucks!  FILE YOUR TAXES, ASSHOLES!

That's right, bitches, we're getting into it . . . let's talk about this Trayvon Martin thing so we can MOVE THE FUCK ON AND LET THE INVESTIGATION HAPPEN! Oh, and Hunger Games stuff. If it's just the tip, is it really cheating?

[http://www.archive.org/details/DirtyPeteShowEp.11March212012] [http://www.archive.org/details/DirtyPeteShowEp.11March212012] [http://www.archive.org/details/DirtyPeteShowEp.11March212012](Episode currently housed at:  http://www.archive.org/details/DirtyPeteShowEp.11March212012) Happy post- St. Patrick's Day, folks! Kirk Cameron and GLAAD are a perfect match for each other- Both are intolerant! Ashton Kutcher stop following Bruce Willis into dark places. Whitney Cummings IS hilarious- but if you don't agree . . . I respect your opinion! AND MORE!  TUNE IN and KEEP THE E-MAIL COMING! Today's fake sponsor:  In-Jizz-Align.  Ask for it by name at your dentist office . . .