January 29th 1994

January 29th 1994

Today's episode is sponsored by SpaghettiO's. Don't 'Blink' at the box office, we're on the 'Brink' of another House Party with Mrs. Doubtfire. On the Billboard charts we 'Linger' on 'The Power of Love' between Celine Dion and Huey Lewis. Plus, we learn the name of the coolest new dog in town. On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa goes to music class and the only instrument left is the flute. It used to be a drag to play but she's been playing effortlessly and beautifully. Mrs. Doppeldew, the music teacher, wants Clarissa to do a flute solo at next week's music recital. Over at the Roundhouse, Rival gangs recruit Adam while he deals with an epidemic of gang violence at his school. On Ren and Stimpy, After a humiliating experience at the beach, Ren elects to have some pectoral implants. Can Stimpy, his kind donor, keep up with Ren's new lifestyle? Next, the two respond to a job vacancy guarding the Lincoln memorial. Will they succeed, while under the watchful eye of a transvestite Army Officer, in finding a mythical treasure hidden inside the very statue they guard? And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Jake O'Brien loves to make prank phone calls. Unfortunately, people who mess with the telephone get taken away by the sinister phone police and once they catch you, you will never have existed.

January 22nd 1994

Today's episode is sponsored by Spin Fighters. There's an 'Intersection' at the box office between Mrs. Doubfire's 3rd House Party and the Grumpy Old Men on Schindler's List. On the Billboard charts 'I Swear' we saw 'The Sign'. On Clarissa Explains It All, Aunt Mafalda has been tasked with overseeing Clarissa and Ferguson while their parents are out of town. Clarissa worries that her demonstrative aunt will ruin her planned slumber party. Over at the Roundhouse, Mom discovers her feminist roots after being constantly put down. On Ren and Stimpy, In a classic Hanna and Barbera tribute, Ren and Stimpy follow their noses to the ultimate free lunch: a dish of hog jowls cooling on a window-sill. Can they reach this treat, or will the resident baboon, napping in the yard, pose a mortal threat? Next, hitch-hiking in the middle of nowhere, the two are picked-up by a disturbing duo of maniacal midgets intent on causing chaos, crime and vaudevillian behavior. And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Sarah and Kelly learned they should never enter the Watcher's woods, the scary section occupied by the ghosts of three old hags and the evil Watcher.

January 15th 1994

Today's episode is sponsored by Amazin' Fruit. At the box office Val Kilmer wants Mrs. Doubtfire to be his "Huckleberry," which makes those Old Men Grumpy. On the Billboard charts Mariah's still our 'Hero,' while Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting are here and 'All For Love.' On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa composes an essay for a scholarship. Marshall considers a lucrative job offer from a large corporate firm. Over at the Roundhouse, Kevin struggles to find his unique talent for the upcoming school talent show. On Ren and Stimpy, Capitalising on Stimpy's idiocy, a door-to-door salesman makes a nuisance of himself as he continually appears in surprising places to pressure Stimpy to buy his Salve product. Next, Stimpy is worried when he discovers that he has no pants to wear, and embarks on a grand mission through city and country to attain some. And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Stacey and her Mom move into a new apartment only to find that the apartment next door to theirs is occupied by a kindly old woman who's been dead for ten years.

January 8th 1994

Today's episode is sponsored by Nickelodeon Solar Gak. At the box office we travel to Philadelphia to see What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Plus, Wayne and Garth return with Beethoven, and those Sisters Act by a Tombstone. On the Billboard charts 'All' Ace Of Base 'Wants' is for Mariah to be their 'Hero'. On Clarissa Explains It All, Problems arise after Clarissa and Sam are respectively assigned internships under the other's father. Over at the Roundhouse, Amy has to confront her jealous streak when she tries out for cheer-leading. On Ren and Stimpy, Stimpy draws an animated cartoon to show to his idol, Wilbur Cobb, while Ren serves as a producer on the project. And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Ian Matthews arrives in the legendary town of Sleepy Hollow where he meets a new girlfriend, the tough guy and the notorious Headless horseman

Spring Break

This weeks episode is sponsored by Time Off. Ant & Jon take to the water in prep for Season 3. So stay tuned, there's more Snick coming soon!