Patch Notes

This week, Destin and Sabmerk get wildly disappointed by the Inside Xbox livestream, discuss custom genitals in Cyberpunk and Sabmerk played and hated another Assassin's Creed game. Twitter: Patchnotes_Cast Instagram: Patchnotes_Cast Timestamps: 00:00:00- Intro 00:10:04- Red Dead 2, Robocop and Halo 2 00:27:50- Mick Gordon, Star Wars and Cyberpunk Genitals 00:43:01- Summer Games Fest and Inside Xbox 01:42:49- Minecraft and Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons 01:50:00- Assassin's Creed Unity

This week we talk about 4 Assassin's Creed games because Sabmerk hates them and it's funny to watch him suffer. Destin also gives his final review of Final Fantasy 7 and the hosts make fun of stadia (again). Twitter: Patchnotes_cast Instagram: Patchnotes_cast Timestamps: 00:00:00- Intro 00:06:13- PS Plus and Games With Gold 00:10:00- Stadia Connect and ridicule segment 00:21:30- Sony Delays and Battlefront 00:37:50- FF7R and Nintendo Direct Delays 00:44:50- The Last of Us 2 leaks (SPOILER FREE) 00:49:55- Assassin's Creed Valhalla 01:06:11- Summer Games Fest 01:24:30- Final Fantasy 7 Review 01:43:53- A Hat in Time Review 01:52:50- Assassin's Creed Rogue/Liberation Review 02:01:40- Assassin's Creed Odyssey Review

Destin participated in the Ludum Dare Game Jam, and talks about the experience and the game development process, then talks about the Final Fantasy Remake, whilst Sabmerk talks about his new Grand Strategy obsession, historical accuracy in video games and the Byzantine Empire. Destin's game: https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/46/burning-time Twitter: @patchnotes_cast Instagram: @patchnotes_cast Timestamps: 00:00:00- Intro and Coronavirus chat 00:03:23- Cooking Mama update, TF2 crisis, Valorant and Stadia 00:19:14- Xbox Series X and Microsoft Flight Simulator 00:26:33- Game Jam part 1 00:41:19- Byzantine Empire interlude 00:44:56- Game Jam part 2 01:08:30- Rising Storm 2, Civ 6, Crusader Kings 2 and Europa Universalis 4 01:26:00- Toontown and Club Penguin 01:35:44- Byzantine Empire interlude 2 01:38:20- Final Fantasy 7 Remake 01:55:55- Outro and other guff

Destin and Sabmerk are still trapped inside, so discuss a whole host of topics, including the new Playstation 5 Dualsense controller and Final Fantasy 7, and they ridicule Google Stadia. Timestamps: 00:00:00- Intro 00:05:16- Crysis and Resident Evil 4 00:12:10- ESRB ratings and Hot Coffee 00:16:57- Modern Warfare Season 3 00:30:00- Final Fantasy 7 Remake 00:32:49- PS5 Controller, Valorant and Epic Games 00:57:53- Stadia and the Stadia Cult 01:27:57- Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord and Doom Eternal 01:36:15- Rise of the Tomb Raider and Final Fantasy 7 (Original) 01:51:28- Cooking Mama and Outro

This week, Destin and Sabmerk talk about their COVID-19 woes, the PS5 vs Xbox Series X war, the Nintendo Direct Mini and various Mario themed rumours, and Sabmerk begrudgingly talks about Ghost Recon: Breakpoint. Twitter: twitter.com/patchnotes_cast Instagram: instagram.com/patchnotes_cast/ Timestamps: 00:00:00- Intro and Coronavirus Chat 00:07:57- Half Life: Alyx and Team Fortress 2 chaos 00:16:00- E3 and Modern Warfare 00:33:11- Final Fantasy 7 and Deadpool in Fortnite 00:40:19- The Last of Us 2 cancelled and Persona 5 00:47:09- Xbox Series X launch, PS Plus/GwG and Limp Bizkit chat 01:03:30- Bethesda Ragequit Nintendo Direct and Smash Notes 01:17:30- Mario, Epic Games and Gearbox 01:35:19- PS5 Tech Reveal 02:00:34- Ghost Recon Breakpoint 02:21:28- Destin's Game Roundup + Outro