Lip Plumpers, Cadaver Pecs, and Parenting Fails in Obergurgl
Welcome back to the chalet! In this week's episode of The Apres, the gang is split between the UK and the Austrian Alps, and things get weird almost immediately. From accidental cosmetic "enhancements" to the dark side of plastic surgery, we’re covering it all before hitting the slopes.
In This Episode:
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The "Botox" Incident: Jenny arrives with a suspiciously plump pout, but it’s not a procedure—it’s a high-stakes encounter with a stepdaughter’s "tingling" red lip oil.
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Tim’s Austrian Odyssey: Tim checks in from Obertauern, reporting live on the return of winter. He’s been carving through the powder in Obergurgl and Hochgurgl, taking in the 3,000m views of Italy and living his best "business class" ski life.
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The Commentator’s Curse: We revisit the viral clip of Tim’s daughter, Wren, taking a spectacular tumble in the snowpark while Tim—ever the professional—continues to commentate the "crash" instead of rushing to the rescue.
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Cadaver... What?: Ollie drops some truly horrifying knowledge about the latest trends in cosmetic surgery involving "donated" tissue. Let’s just say Jenny is sticking to her lip oil.
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Listener Mailbag: * We settle a score on name pronunciations (sorry, Kim!).
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We meet Penny Bennett, the 39-year-old beginner who proves you’re never too old to get obsessed with snowboarding and Scotty James.
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Adam from Winchester steps up with a legendary offer: a Burton Custom X for Tim, provided he can actually ride a board that stiff.
🚨 THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Join us for the World’s First Official Apres In-Person Record-Along and Ride-Along!
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Where: Tamworth Snowdome
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When: Tuesday, April 28th
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The Deal: Come shred with Tim, Jenny, and Ollie followed by a live podcast recording.
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Discount: Use code THEAPRES at the Snowdome booking system for 15% off your all-night slope pass.
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Next week: Jenny reveals the airport transfer story that lasted an eternity.
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