Daily Fail

Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator. This week:  * Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz * Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying * Broke dudes are a disease Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway. This week:   * The Fail attacks a woman who is now dead for the crime of having been human   * Amazon is at war with America, except actually nothing is happening  * Meghan Markle insults the Royal Family by being happy  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.   This week:  * We need babies! Now! Not in a weird way! * Everyone is so mean to JK Rowling, a mean person  * Las Vegas is scary and the hills have eyes :(  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

We’re putting the ass back in astronaut, folks. This week:   *  Gayle King and Lauren Sanchez clap back at the people who are making excellent points about how stupid this was *  Katy Perry’s makeup really stuck in place for 10 whole minutes *  Aimee Lou Wood cried and won’t tell us why :(  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

This week:  *  Anderson Cooper got BRUTALLY WOKED *  Carrie Coon is actively mean to Meghan McCain and also Marvel *  THERE ARE NO DIRE WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!  Bonus story: Maura’s Election Day reporting for Slate is finally out in the world. Give it a listen [https://slate.com/podcasts/how-to/2025/04/sharing-the-corner-how-to-s-living-at-odds]! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]