Hallmarked for Murder

Mystery 101: Playing Dead

Kat dropped a massive light on Sara to try to spend more time with her, and it worked! They're back with record speed to cover the second Mystery 101 movie, and Sara didn't even have to lose the deposit on her catering. Send us your best handcrafted diabolical love note at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

Mystery 101

Sorry for the delay, but Kat and Sara had agreed to only communicate with messages written in lipstick on each other's mirrors, and unfortunately used a nude shade. But now they're back to cover the first Mystery 101! Send us the plant you've been growing that will be worth millions on the open market at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

Bonus Episode w/ Attorney Friend Miguel

Kat and Sara get schooled by former ADA Miguel, who shares some unusually helpful info for a murder podcast. He shares insights on why the presence of Detective Long Legs is actually strange, how witnesses to crimes can't then legally represent the suspect of said crimes, and the origins of the Darrow law firm's new digs. After the interview concluded, Kat checked herself into a deprogramming center upon realizing she's been fully indoctrinated into the Hallmark cult. Email us your quarterly law class newsletter at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

Witness to Murder: A Darrow Mystery

To celebrate the end of the Darrow (and Darrow?) mysteries, Sara gets Kat a cute little vacation rental that's owned by her vengeful ex. Tell us about the time you successfully or unsuccessfully revived a relationship in a hospital hallway at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

Darrow & Darrow: Body of Evidence

Sara gives the most accurate summary of a Hallmark mystery yet about the third Darrow & Darrow movie: "two awkward fifty-year-olds trying to flirt around a dead body." Can she and Kat figure out this plot even after 20 minutes of intense discussion? Tune in to find out. Send us your favorite Marcus Aurelius quotes at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.