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Haunted and Homicidal

Podcast by hauntedandhomicidal

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True crime & mysteries

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About Haunted and Homicidal

🎙️ Welcome to Haunted and Homicidal 💀👻Where true crime meets the paranormal... and chaos meets caffeine. Join Lauren and Courtney twice a week (every Monday and Thursday) as we dive headfirst into the most bone-chilling true crime cases, spine-tingling paranormal encounters, and the kind of unhinged tangents that’ll leave you laughing, horrified, and questioning our mental stability. (Spoiler: It's hanging on by a thread.) We’re your haunted hosts with homicidal humor, blending murder, mayhem, and mystery with a dash of dark sarcasm and an occasional scream. Got a spooky story of your own? A homicidal tale we need to cover? Send it to: hauntedandhomicidal@gmail.com – we love listener submissions (and we promise not to summon anything while reading them... probably). Wanna support our weird little journey into the abyss? Toss us a ghostly tip or unlock exclusive chaos over at:👉 patreon.com/hauntedandhomicidal So grab your sage, pour your drink, and let’s get spooky.It’s murder. It’s mayhem. It’s Haunted and Homicidal.

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74 episodes

episode Bitchops, Bloodlines, & Bathroom Demons: A Completely Stable Episode artwork

Bitchops, Bloodlines, & Bathroom Demons: A Completely Stable Episode

Buckle up, buttercups, because this episode is running purely on ✨chaos, caffeine, and questionable life choices✨. First things first: yes, we KNOW this episode is late. Like… fashionably late? No. Embarrassingly late. Life didn’t just happen — it absolutely body-slammed Lauren into the void. Between a new car, sick kids, bills that keep respawning like a video game boss, and awards ceremonies (?? who authorized this schedule??), she is doing her BEST. Please lower your expectations and raise your empathy. Thank you 💅 We have NO idea how long this episode is. Could be 30 minutes. Could be 3 hours. Time is a social construct and we’ve abandoned it. Naturally, technical difficulties are present because they live here now. GhostTube is back and somehow even ruder than before (like who gave this app the audacity??), and the cats are screaming in the background because that is their full-time job and they take it VERY seriously. ✨Mischa ASMR makes her grand return✨ — featuring crunchy green beans because she is the moment, she is the icon, she is the backbone of this entire operation. Honestly, we’re just her assistants at this point. Today’s chaos menu includes: 👑 The Tower of London — where the vibes are haunted, the history is messy, and the ghosts have UNIONIZED (probably). We’re talking executions, tortured souls, and yes… ARCHBITCHOPS. Not bishops. BITCHOPS. Get it right. 🩸 The legend of Bloody Mary — mirror rituals, childhood trauma, and the age-old question: why were we all summoning demons in middle school bathrooms like it was a normal extracurricular activity?? AND THEN — because the plot absolutely derails — Lauren casually drops that she is basically royalty. As in, connected to Mary I of England (aka Bloody Mary herself), plus Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard… AND also somehow tied to Napoleon Bonaparte. Which honestly explains the main character energy, the chaos, and probably at least 60% of the attitude. So yeah. This episode has: ✔ Apologies (but like… spicy ones) ✔ Haunted castles and dramatic deaths ✔ Mirror demons and childhood bad decisions ✔ Royal bloodlines??? ✔ Crunchy dog ASMR ✔ GhostTube being an absolute menace ✔ Cats screaming like they pay rent We’re unhinged. We’re late. We’re trying. OK LOVE YOU BYEEEE 👻

1 May 2026 - 41 min
episode We Regret Everything… But It’s Too Late Now artwork

We Regret Everything… But It’s Too Late Now

Alright buckle up, because this episode is LONG, unhinged, and comes with the kind of trigger warning that we are legally, morally, and spiritually obligated to scream at you multiple times. 🚨 MAJOR. MASSIVE. DO NOT PASS GO WITHOUT PREPARING YOURSELF. 🚨 Today we’re diving headfirst into the horrifying reality of the Moors Murders (yeah… it’s as bad as you think, maybe worse), and somehow we ALSO thought it was a good idea to cover the deeply unsettling Colonial Parkway Murders. So if you were hoping for a light, breezy episode… absolutely not. Demon static is back in full force (rude), but for once it kinda fits the vibe because everything about this episode is cursed. In true chaotic fashion, we were personally victimized mid-recording by a SPIDER (yes, capital S, because trauma), so enjoy that interruption sprinkled in with your nightmares. We are, of course, still boo’d up with HauntFest (as we should be), and somehow managed to survive recording this emotional rollercoaster without completely spiraling… mostly. Also—LISTEN. We know this episode is late. Life came in HOT. Lauren’s husband got back after 30 days of OTR trucking, immediately followed by the Crawfish Festival (which gifted Lauren a lovely case of sun poisoning because why wouldn’t it), AND THEN this man casually said “happy 12th anniversary” with a whole-ass brand new Kia Seltos 2026?? So yeah… editing took a backseat to survival, celebration, and recovering from being personally attacked by the sun. Anyway. This episode is chaos, trauma, demon static, spiders, and questionable life choices all wrapped into one. Proceed with caution. Or don’t. We warned you. Ok love you bye 💀

23 Apr 2026 - 2 h 16 min
episode HauntFest Energy, Biltmore Ghosts, and Main Character Telekinesis artwork

HauntFest Energy, Biltmore Ghosts, and Main Character Telekinesis

Welcome back to your favorite unhinged descent into chaos where absolutely nothing goes according to plan and somehow that’s the plan. ✨ Today’s episode kicks off with Lauren once again proving she is in a deeply committed, borderline toxic relationship with 7Brew. There is gushing. There is dramatic reenactment of the first sip. There may or may not be a full personality shift depending on caffeine levels. Meanwhile, she is aggressively hongry—like feral, seeing-red, can’t-finish-a-single-bite-of-lunch-for-an-hour hongry—because life refuses to let her eat in peace. Enter Mischa, who has already consumed a whole corndog but is now spiritually and emotionally entitled to Lauren’s food. Naturally. So yes… you will be getting some premium Mischa ASMR because it’s been a minute and she has thoughts (and mouth sounds). ALSO—before we spiral any further—we are STILL very much boo’d up with HauntFest and riding that high like it’s a personality trait at this point. If it’s spooky, chaotic, and slightly questionable? We’re there. Emotionally. Spiritually. Probably physically. GhostTube? Oh, she showed up RUDE. Sassy. Disrespectful. Acting like she pays rent. Interrupting, judging, probably rolling her nonexistent eyes. Nothing new, just your regularly scheduled paranormal attitude problem. Then we spiral into the haunted chaos of the Biltmore Estate—a literal mansion the size of a small country where ghosts apparently said “yeah, this’ll do.” We talk lingering spirits, eerie vibes, and why Lauren is absolutely convinced this place is secretly a hotel and no one can tell her otherwise. If it looks like a hotel and feels like a hotel… it’s a haunted hotel. Period. And because we refuse to stay on one topic like normal, stable adults, we immediately launch ourselves into telekinesis—because why NOT end the episode questioning reality itself? Mind over matter? Government secrets? Are we all just one bad day away from accidentally throwing someone across the room with our thoughts?? Who’s to say. It’s chaotic. It’s hungry. It’s caffeinated. It’s haunted. And honestly… we wouldn’t have it any other way.

16 Apr 2026 - 1 h 1 min
episode True Crime + No Emotional Preparedness = This Disaster artwork

True Crime + No Emotional Preparedness = This Disaster

We would like to start this episode by formally announcing that Lauren is, once again, financially and emotionally invested in 7Brew. Specifically: iced caramel blondie. If it has a chokehold on her? Yes. Will she stop? Absolutely not. Do we support this addiction? Also yes. Meanwhile, we are STILL boo’d up with HauntFest (as we should be 💅), living our spooky little lives while pretending we’re emotionally stable enough for today’s cases…which we are NOT. This episode takes a HARD left turn into “why did we do this to ourselves” territory as we cover the kidnapping and murder of Angelica Ramirez — a case that is equal parts heartbreaking and rage-inducing. Courtney starts off strong…confident…composed… and then we actively hear her unravel in real time. Like…you can pinpoint the exact moment her sanity packs a bag and leaves the building. And because we clearly hate peace, we follow that up with the disappearance and murder of Hannah Graham — a case that will have you side-eyeing literally everyone and questioning your will to go outside ever again. The timeline? Disturbing. The details? Infuriating. Courtney? Spiraling. Lauren? Trying to hold it together while also thinking about her next 7Brew run. Somewhere in between the trauma, we probably get distracted, say something wildly inappropriate, and then snap right back into “oh my god this is awful” mode because emotional whiplash is kind of our brand at this point. So buckle up, grab your emotional support iced coffee, and join us as we laugh, cry, rage, and completely lose our minds — all in the same episode.

13 Apr 2026 - 39 min
episode Demonic Inn + UFO Abduction = Sleep Paralysis Starter Pack artwork

Demonic Inn + UFO Abduction = Sleep Paralysis Starter Pack

We are STILL boo’d up with HauntFest (because clearly we have a type: haunted, chaotic, and slightly concerning 💅), and GhostTube? Oh she clocked in EARLY today with a mouth on her. Immediately disrespectful. Immediately aggressive. Zero emotional support. Lauren is fighting for her life trying to keep this episode on track while GhostTube is out here acting like a possessed Roomba, spitting out responses that feel…targeted. Courtney is side-eyeing EVERYTHING because the vibes are not just off—they are spiritually rancid. This week, we descend into the nightmare fuel that is the Ancient Ram Inn — one of the most notoriously haunted locations in England. We’re talking demonic energy, alleged human sacrifice, shadow figures, succubi/incubi situations (?? excuse me???), and a building that basically said “peace was never an option.” People have reported being physically attacked, dragged, whispered to…so obviously we decided to talk about it right before bed. Smart. Very smart. And because that wasn’t enough emotional damage, we pivot to the Pascagoula UFO abduction case — right here in Mississippi, where two grown men, Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker, had an encounter in 1973 that said “you thought ghosts were bad? hold my extraterrestrial beer.” What they described was NOT your cute little gray alien moment. No. We’re talking robotic creatures, paralysis, missing time, and a story so unsettling it still holds up under scrutiny today. So now we have: ✨ A demonically charged inn that hates people ✨ Aliens pulling up unannounced in Mississippi ✨ GhostTube actively trying to start a fight And somehow WE are expected to sleep after recording this??? Absolutely not. If you hear Lauren spiraling, Courtney losing faith in humanity, and GhostTube being an unfiltered menace…just know we are not okay and neither will you be. Enjoy 💀

9 Apr 2026 - 1 h 1 min
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