Hot Take Clambake

The Stamford Clamford Appreciation Hour

A heavy hello to you my friend! I'm most glad you've come to see us off as we set sail to the undying lands. This burden has become too heavy for me to bear in this life. At least for a few weeks while I rest and get ready for season two! For now, here is the grand finale of Season One of the Hot Take Clambake podcast. Ken's eyes are red as he says goodbye for now- not from tears of sadness, but rather from tears of bong induced coughing fits. He takes his time to give special appreciation to one of our most avid callers, learns way too much about that guy's medical history, then tries to get a search party together. Even if its a search party, its still a party! Write in to HotTakeClamBake@gmail.com or call (866)-603-2526, that's (866)-603-CLAM to have your thoughts featured on the show. Talk about whatever you want! I bet it will be cool :) Follow Ken on social media, listen to his music, and more here: https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna [https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna]

Spaghetti Sweater Weather

Hello & howdy do! Welcome to the Podcast Powered By YouTM. We're in for a strange episode today! In a format we will likely never do again lmao But hopefully for this time its fun! Let me know if we should do it again next season :) Ken gets lit and finds himself in a sing-songy cleaning mood akin to that of a Disney Princess. He apologizes to his momma, cleans out his mailbox, and gets peeking-out-the-blinds level paranoid for a minute. Come on down and clown around! Write in to HotTakeClamBake@gmail.com or call (866)-603-2526, that's (866)-603-CLAM to have your thoughts featured on the show. Talk about whatever you want! I bet it will be cool :) Follow Ken on social media, listen to his music, and more here: https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna [https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna]

Smoking With the Choir

Hallelujah & Holla Back my child! We're talking about that shit u already know, but talking about how it is for me specifically, ya feel? I think you definitely will. Ken lights the ceremonial incense and sways it all the way to the altar to defend his disgusting POT addiction (puke emoji), share some of his early cannabis experiences, and almost goes 187 on an undercover op. Keep your lip zipped about it if you know what's good for you! Write in to HotTakeClamBake@gmail.com or call (866)-603-2526, that's (866)-603-CLAM to have your thoughts featured on the show. Talk about whatever you want! I bet it will be cool :) Follow Ken on social media, listen to his music, and more here: https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna [https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna]

Pool Party Water Sports

Greetings comrades! Welcome back to the first of our Elite Four episodes! A concept I totally came up with on my own that wasn't influenced by anything. So jump on in, and come swim near me! The water is extra warm :) Ken takes a dip, then turns the pool in to a gravity bong to discuss plausible deniability, tell a traumatizing story, and brag about how hard he can piss. Make sure to bring a towel!! Write in to HotTakeClamBake@gmail.com or call (866)-603-2526, that's (866)-603-CLAM to have your thoughts featured on the show. Talk about whatever you want! I bet it will be cool :) Follow Ken on social media, listen to his music, and more here: https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna [https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna]

Hot Take One-Hitter #1 (Minisode!)

Hey there son, how ya feeling? Just checking in, I know that fight between me and your mom was a bit rough... I'm sorry you had to see that. But, honestly? I deserved it. I haven't been there enough and... and, well, I promise I'm going to. Soon as I go find my severed penis off I-95, we're gonna be a family again. So, yeah, just wanted to check in. What the fuck was that! I don't know either but I'm keeping it. Ken pops in for a minisode today and lays on your chaise lounge to threaten your dog, channel the Holy Spirit to serenade you, and then breaks down for a tragic announcement. Hopefully its fun!! Write in to HotTakeClamBake@gmail.com or call (866)-603-2526, that's (866)-603-CLAM to have your thoughts featured on the show. Talk about whatever you want! I bet it will be cool :) Follow Ken on social media, listen to his music, and more here: https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna [https://linktr.ee/kenhigaonna]