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The Download

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We are The Download! A comedy podcast made to fill your eyes with tears... of joy! We do improv, talk about life, and make this podcast just for you <3

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57 episodes

episode Episode 54 - Ahhhhs, Wooos, and Warheads artwork

Episode 54 - Ahhhhs, Wooos, and Warheads

Hentai moaning sounds like dying chipmunks. Like seriously, how do you guys like this stuff. When I watch porn one of the biggest turn ons is the moaning but in hentai the girl sounds like alvin and the chimpunks are getting gangraped by 9 inch dildo wielding transformers. She sounds like she is crying because of the 9 Doritos locos tacos she had at tacobell last night and is desperately trying to not shit herself in a public place. I can’t be the only one who thinks this.  By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, bad Halloween candy,  Ahhhhhs, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com.  Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here [https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod]!

18 Nov 2020 - 57 min
episode Episode 53 - Cloaks, Candy Corn, and Double Penetration artwork

Episode 53 - Cloaks, Candy Corn, and Double Penetration

Perform the act of intercourse on thine self you absolute blithering idiot, you pitiful excuse of a human being, you bring shame upon your family and your friends, if you had any. You reek of an anus after eating too much Taco Bell, you drink toilet water and your mother was a hamster, with all due respects, you are an ugly, disgusting, smelly, poopyheaded, absolute idiot, and your nose looks like a pugs, now get out of my sight before I smack you over the head with a mop, not that it would make you look any different. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, bad Halloween candy, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here [https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod]!

8 Nov 2020 - 50 min
episode Episode 52 - Beans, Babes, and Bros artwork

Episode 52 - Beans, Babes, and Bros

I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here [https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod]!

28 Oct 2020 - 1 h 5 min
episode Episode 51 - Dungeons, Drinks, and Dudes Named Michael artwork

Episode 51 - Dungeons, Drinks, and Dudes Named Michael

Let's say hypothetically that I am an arizona ranger, and for arguments  sake let's assume you are an outlaw by the name of texas red. Now one  can assume that I, an arizona ranger and you, texas red, will meet at a  quarter past 11. Let's say hypothetically that as an arizona ranger my  aim is deadly, with the big iron on my hip. One could assume that you,  texas reds only slip was trying to match me, an arizona ranger, with a  big iron on my hip By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here [https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod]!

21 Oct 2020 - 1 h 18 min
episode Episode 50 - Feminininitity, Elijah Radcliffe, and Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk artwork

Episode 50 - Feminininitity, Elijah Radcliffe, and Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here [https://linktr.ee/thedownloadpod]!

14 Oct 2020 - 52 min
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