The Duck Rants

You Had ONE Job – The Lost Luggage Rant

Ever lost your luggage on a flight? Yeah… us too. In this episode, the Duck goes off on the absolute circus that is airline baggage handling. From your bag taking a surprise vacation to Detroit, to the smug “we found it!” call three days into your trip, this rant pulls no punches. Airlines, you charge us to check the bag — maybe try not losing it? Strap in for two minutes of pure, profanity-laced fury served with a side of sarcasm and a splash of tequila. Quack the fuck out.

DO YOU SPEAK ENTITLEMENT?

Entitled tourists yelling "Do you speak English?" like they’re at a drive-thru — sit down. In this episode of Duck Rants, we torch the clueless gringos who forget they’re guests in Mexico. If you can order 12 cervezas, you can learn to say gracias. Buckle up, buttercup. It’s spicy.

The I-Can’t-Be-Passed People

Today’s Duck Rant takes aim at the “I-Can’t-Be-Passed” crowd — those slow, phone-zombie drivers who suddenly turn into NASCAR champions the second you try to pass them. We break down the ego, the drama, and the pure stupidity of this weird road rage reflex.

Welcome to Nobullshitistan!

This week, your favorite foul-mouthed duck drops the big news: The front door of The Drunken Duck Cantina is now the official border of Nobullshitistan — the world’s first bullshit-free nation. Step inside for tequila, truth, and total honesty. No influencers, no White Claw, no whining. Just real ones only.

Borders Ain’t the Measure of a Man

This week, the Duck fires off on immigration and the jackasses who think being born somewhere gives them superiority. It's a loud, raw reminder that people are people—respect isn’t earned by geography, it’s owed by humanity. Buckle up.