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White Fiesta {15}

We’re back for round two this week. Danielle is officially 36 weeks pregnant, and we’re trying to renovate a nursery in less than 24 days. On this episode: • The Baby Shower Recap: From Danielle’s grandma attending her first "white fiesta" to the awkwardness of Tyler’s "18 parents" and the 1:00 PM vs. 1:30 PM debate. • The Name Reveal: Tyler officially spoils the surprise. • Renovation Stress: We’re redoing the floors and picking out navy blue paint. • Health & Goals: Danielle is manifesting her post-pregnancy body with infused waters and size-small sweats, while Tyler prepares for his Class C license.

Look in the Mirror and Get a Grip {14}

We’re Back (And Danielle is 36 Weeks Pregnant) Did you miss us? We didn’t really give you a choice. After a "brief" hiatus since September, Danielle and Tyler are back behind the mics to catch you up on the absolute roller coaster that has been the last few months. In this episode, we’re digging into: • The FedEx Fallout: How we both ended up unemployed in the same week and the "snaky" manager drama that led to it. • Pregnancy Update: Danielle is 36 weeks and dealing with "lightning crotch" while Tyler tries to survive "the gaslighting phase." • Grammy Manifesting: Danielle prayed to the universe for SZA and Kendrick, and the universe delivered. • The Great Christmas Debate: Does ham belong at Christmas dinner? Tyler says no; Danielle says he’s delusional. • Safety First: Why Danielle’s mom is still her emergency contact and why Tyler will probably never be promoted to that position.

Dumbass Tyler {13}

Danielle admits she needs therapy after an emotional weekend dealing with major trust issues. We discuss the 16-pound reality of pregnancy weight, why Tyler knows he's going to get projected upon, and the struggle of finding a balance between fighting and fixing problems. Also: Bad Bunny, the Bears, and why being a "dumbass American" is easier than doing research.

We’re having a baby! {12}

We’re back after a long break! Our last episode dropped on June 25th, and so much has happened since then. In this one, we catch you up on where we’re at in pregnancy, how far along I am, and the real side of the first trimester (spoiler: it wasn’t fun). I also share some of the genetic bloodwork results and what that’s been like to process. For now, we’re holding off on revealing the gender until I’m ready—but trust me, you’ll want to stay tuned for that. It feels good to be back—let’s get into it.

I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Passionate {11}

Danielle’s mad, Tyler’s tired, and FedEx is still a scam. In this chaotic catch-up, we spiral from chicken sandwich copycat crimes to a full-blown corporate takedown—plus: the flea infestation, a child’s room that broke Danielle’s soul, Tyler’s Toy Story band-aids, and the eerie coincidence of the FedEx founder dying right after Danielle’s viral rant. Also featuring: Love Island hot takes, prophetic witch powers, and unsolicited nipple talk. You’re welcome. 🎙️ Check out our other podcasts: → Danielle’s solo show: Voice Notes to the Void → Tyler’s daily chaos: The Daily Audio Journal with Tyler Johnson 📲 TikTok: → Danielle: @danie.1302 → Tyler: @nottylerajohnson 💀 Inconsistent but iconic. See you next Tuesday.