Episode 24 - Stone Teeth

S2, Episode 2 - How Do Smart People Talk?

Things get a little out of hand this week as Amy and Em daydream about their life of crime. We've got bank heists, murder, sex, drugs, Beyonce, Billy Joel, Jewel. (Yes, there is a lot of singing in this episode. You're welcome.) We also have some hot new takes on cremation, unique dinner conversation starters, and a secret weapon for how to shake things up in your local debate. Take heed, listeners: This episode is not for the faint of heart. You are about to witness a stunning vocal revolution that is sure to transcend space and time. (Oh. We also talk about Wordle.)

S2, Episode 1 - The Resurrection

What. A. Break. How long has it been?! Amy and EM are finally back from the wildest ride of their lives and they are ready to tell you all about it in this - the Season 2 premiere of Blurtle! This episode has everything: attitude, epiphanies, therapy hacks, tales of pasta sauce, hard-to-pronounce alliterative children's rhymes and much much more. So looky here, wise guys, you better tune in, listen up, and don't take anything for granted in this beautifully unhinged thing called life. Welcome back to the pod! (Oh. We also talk a little bit about our Wordle guesses.)

Episode 25 - We've Decided to End the Friendship

Despite multiple setbacks, the girls manage to pull off an episode of epic proportions. Mary confesses a little something to Amy that Amy is NOT okay with it. The girls discuss their passion for the Dewey Decimal system, Tracy's apparent love for Adele and Taylor, Amy's definite love for Britney and Beyonce, and more bootylicious topics including tarot parties and human venom! Also, Amy tells a story about a motel that makes Mary very, very uneasy. Will their friendship survive? Will there be a Season 2? Will "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" ever be re-released in theaters? Listen to this stellar Season 1 finale to find out!

Episode 24 - Stone Teeth

This week the girls have secrets, or at least Amy does. So Mary has to pick up the slack by revealing the new way she's practicing her French. Amy recounts her time with her beloved childhood stuffed animal, Mr. Fluffers, and both girls wax nostalgic about Studio 54, wispy summer bangs, and other things that they never really experienced but wished they had. Join them this week for another fun mini episode! (They may never go back to long form again, fyi.)

Episode 23 - Don't Stop Me Now

They're back! The girls are here to tell you what the hell happened last week and why they weren't in your ear buds giving you your weekly tonic. This time around they don't skip a beat, getting right down to the stuff middle school dreams are made of! Have a question about the French Revolution? Amy's got your back. Need to know what to wear to the next Fall Out Boy concert? Mary's got a hot take for that. Want a study buddy for your driver's ed class? Wait til you hear Amy's road trip tips. Trying to make the diving team? You've come to the right place. Join us this week for some fun in the sun before school starts again!