Uncontainable Canaries

Mr. Democracy's Last Official Episode (but he doesn't know it yet)

Ontario Election. Ukraine Update. Corporate Profits are massive must be Russia's fault.  B.C. stops giving fucks and legalizes all of it! Chinese planes gonna getcher planes. Classified tank specs keep getting leaked by gamers.  Seattle once again sticks it to the corporation and not just by smashing starbucks windows. Anti-cap anarchist cafe.  Nigerian immigrant POC Woman beat by Canadian cops but don't worry cause they are investigating themselves. Small town petty bigotry.  Mr. Freedom gets philosophical.   Mr. Democracy's last episode as a regular co-host, though he may be back on special episodes.

Captain Planet, Save Us From Mass Shootings and Gas Prices Episode 8

Shootings in the US, also dog bites man. Mr. d and Mr. F 'r gonna Hilander each other. China in Africa: watch out they are coming for yer booty. Burkina Faso Conspiracy theories are joke's made to break your brain.  Stoned people cant drive but neither can anyone soon cause fuckin' gas prices. Election garbage but who cares because Canada's legacy is eroded to the point of nonexistence. Mr. Democracy vehemently argues for their own sanity, it does not look good. intro outro: Joey Riot - Dissidence

Don't believe the anti-christ's lies Venezuela. Bush Jr. tells the truth on Iraq

Sinn Fein, Monkey pox coming to get ya, Bush admits war crimes blames it on Alzheimer's, Chinese are spying on you and under your bed,  Venezuela gets a bone dangled, and for some reason Mr. Freedom goes off on the anti-christ and simulation theory.

The Well Fed Games

Cows with arseholes or arseholes in power? Which is more responsible for climate chaos?  Another reporter gets killed but who's counting... Also the boys solve the world's problems with a reality tv show idea!

Truth Will Set You Back About 1.3 Trillion Dollars or so

We have fun sniffing the uncut freshest smelling newest news we can find including the Pope shooting some straight dope, scientists ask for clarification on things classified, and Lula's presidential run in Brazil.  Oh, and we try to sell you some expensive essential equipment for your national security.  Should be a hoot!