Not So Random House

New Beginnings!

Enjoy this amazing premiere of season 2 of Not So Random House! Here we explore some new exciting changes coming your way! Remember to stay fresh. Also follow us on instagram at @NSRHPOD OR Email us with questions, concerns, compliments or otherwise at NSRHPOD@gmail.com

If You Give A Mouse A Cookie

Nick Ole is a young aspiring amateur professional, who has worn many hats during his 37 years on this good planet we like to call earth, although he has only had one official job. Originally born in Fiji, he moved to the European Union at the ripe old age of 12 to pursue his passion of becoming a traveling salesman. Although not what he envisioned, he made a small fortune selling corn flakes, accumulating enough money to not only pay his way out of an English prison, but also to buy a plane ticket back to Fiji before he was formally deported. Although his passion for selling things has dwindled over the years, he has taken a different path in life, Aunt farming. He now lives on a hot air balloon with himself and his ten kids: Youie, Stewie, Dowie, Davie, Navie, Xavie, Wavie, Louie and Robert. Though not our most accomplished guest, he is definitely not our least accomplished guest. Or maybe he is. What is definite, however, is that Nick considers himself the handsomest man on earth and also one of the smartest. Anyways, welcome Nick Ole to NSRH!

The Little Engine That Could

Dr Eliot Ignatius Rather, a self proclaimed Public Intellectual and Thought Leader, was born the youngest of 5 in Wamsutter, Wyoming, on his parent's goat farm. Young Eliot's agricultural skills never flourished, so to speak, so he tried his hand at education. He succeeded greatly, according to himself. He theoretically received honors at New Oslo State University A and M, double majoring in Critical Antipatriarchal Literature and Religious Fusion while minoring in Leisure Education. He has self published several books described as non instant classics, including The Constantinopolitan Congregationalism: A Clandestine Cryptorevision of Buddhism in the Byzantine and Esse FOMO: Judeo-Mormonism and Pontius Pilate's Enigmatic Agnosticism. Dr Rather's status as a thought leader has unfortunately dwindled as his social media following has reduced drastically over the past few years, losing as many as 1 followers. This has led to his current career as an Uber Driver. Nevertheless, please welcome Dr Eliot Ignatius Rather to NSRH! He goes by Eliot Ignatius, Dr Eliot, or Dr Rather.

The Mitten

Phstephaneigh Q. is an accomplished musician, fashionista and pogo sticker. She first discovered her passion for music as a youth who loved to wander in the woods, listening to all the happy little creatures sing kumbaya. She dreamed of one day replicating the wonderful music that she heard and chose to pursue that passion by learning to play the didgeridoo. After her childhood, she matriculated to Winston Chestnut school of Music in WestEastern Montana, where she picked up the bagpipes, as well as the autoharp. It is there that she first was struck by her need to join the Fashion industry, because of how atrociously everyone was dressed. Now, she teaches at the Idaho college of Music (the Belmont of the midwest as it is known), and has her own fashion brand: You Po-Go Girl! She gets around campus by using her custom made pogo stick, and likes to say that life is easy since everything is just a hop, skip and a jump away. Without further ado, please welcome Phstephaniegh Q. to NSRH!

Poppleton Book One

Rukiye Vilja grew up in Springdale, Utah. A gifted musician, she decided to give up a career in music in order to pursue something a little more lucrative, namely philosophy. However, her deep love for and knowledge of music never truly left her, and she has leveraged her talents to become an amateur writer. Nearly famous titles of hers include “Changing the key: Re-thinking how we re-think our lives” and “Syncopated Triplets: Using Life’s Rule of Threes to Get you off the downbeat”. Although her books allow her to express her creativity and philosophical thought, they don’t pay the bills, and she has been forced to get a job at the local gift shop in order to pay rent on her apartment. (make a job about getting her car repossessed). Today she lives outside Chicago and she likes to quip that she doesn’t regret anything in life, except her career path, her childhood and 90% of the decisions she has made. Enjoy the episode!