The Absurd Files

The Beautiful and Grand Carnival of Yock | The Absurd Files #004

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2569341/fan_mail/new]  Case File #004 :  Entity organizes a carnival to lure in humans. Amphitheater event results in [REDACTED].  Limited reports describe abnormal behavior among attendees prior to the event. Advisory: Avoid the town of Abberton and adjacent population centers.  Further documentation pending review.  New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.  🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC 📱 TikTok: tiktok.com/@theabsurdfiles_sc

Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2569341/fan_mail/new] Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members.  Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection.  Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances.  Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED]  New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.  🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC 📱 TikTok: tiktok.com/@theabsurdfiles_sc

I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2569341/fan_mail/new] Case file #002: Subject becomes lost in bayou—allegedly enters liminal domain of Mire Walker.  Be advised: Avoid deep excursions into swamps and jungles during twilight.  New case files released every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.   🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC 📱 TikTok: tiktok.com/@theabsurdfiles_sc

Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2569341/fan_mail/new] Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy.  Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company.  New case files released every other Friday at noon PST. Follow for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.   🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC 📱 TikTok: tiktok.com/@theabsurdfiles_sc