The Yapaholics

EP #045 - "Insurance is the New Mafia"

In this wildly chaotic and entirely relatable episode, Dak and Seth return from an unexpected hiatus with crispy ASMR and a deep dive into Netflix true-crime nightmares that left everyone emotionally unstable (and possibly spiritually unwell). From serial killers who turned hobbies into horror, to the shocking real-life Perfect Neighbor tragedy that had us screaming at our TVs, this episode blends laughter, existential dread, dog poop analysis, health crises, and emotional damage—all wrapped in the warm blanket of comedic friendship and unfiltered commentary. Whether you’re here for comfort, chaos, or catharsis…you’ll get all three. 🍿 Popcorn, Prosecco & ASMR Gone Wrong 🎬 What We’ve Been Watching: Monster: The Ed Gein Story, Escape Room, Hereditary Ranked #6 Scariest Movie 😱 The Perfect Neighbor Netflix Documentary – Real Bodycam Footage Horror 👮 Stand Your Ground Laws & Emotional Fallout 😭 Dad Breaks the News – Most Heart-Wrenching Scene We’ve Ever Seen 🐕 Dog Poop, Health Updates & Why Turd Size Matters 🧠 Migraines, Brain Fog & Microwave Mysteries 💪 Our Health Journeys: From Macro Counting to Military Scale Anxiety 🎥 Motivational Ultra-Marathon Documentary That Changed Our Mindset 🏡 Elderly Villain Origin Story – Why Your Neighbor Might Actually Be the Final Boss #NetflixReview #TrueCrimePodcast #PodcastComedy #HereditaryMovie #SerialKillerStories #PopCulturePodcast #FunnyPodcast #ThePerfectNeighbor #EdGein #HorrorMovies #EscapeRoomReview #Migraines #HealthJourney #DogDadLife #PodcastLife #ProseccoProblems #NetflixTrueCrime #StandYourGroundDebate #BodyCamFootage #EmotionalDamage #UltraMarathonMotivation #ParamedicLife #DwightSchruteMovie #MentalHealthAwareness #DogPoopChronicles #ASMRFail #TrendingNow #MustWatchNetflix #PodcastSEO #ViralPodcast #NextLevelPodcasting #CrimeAndComedy #ListenerDiscretionAdvised

EP #044 - "EVERYONE WELCOME SAM!!" (feat. Sam)

This week on The Yapaholics, Seth welcomes a brand-new (and very furry) co-host — his dog Samwise Gamgee, a two-year-old lab mix with a love for walks, farts, and stealing the spotlight. We get the full story on how Sam came to join the family — from the emotional rehoming to the first night at home, poop walks included. Then we dive into a military-movie breakdown as Seth reviews Netflix’s new series Boots (based on The Pink Marine) and explains exactly what Hollywood gets wrong about Marine Corps boot camp. Things take a theological turn when we ask the hard question: If Jesus had to buy wine, what brand would He choose? Spoiler: we’re leaning Prosecco. Topics this episode: 🐶 Getting a Dog – Meet Samwise Gamgee 🚶‍♂️ Dog Walking, Pooping & Fart Updates 🏠 The Rehoming Story & Emotional Goodbye 🎓 Training, Kennel Life & Dog Toys Gone Wrong 🎥 Netflix Review: Boots / The Pink Marine 🇺🇸 What Hollywood Gets Wrong About Marines 📺 True Crime Tease: The Perfect Neighbor Documentary 🍷 “If Jesus Bought Wine…” — Theological Wine Debate 🥂 Prosecco, Popcorn & Poor Life Choices From heartfelt to hilarious, this episode has everything — poop jokes, puppy love, military rants, and divine drink debates. Basically, if you’ve ever wondered how a Marine, a dog, and Jesus’ wine preferences end up in the same conversation… you’ve come to the right podcast. And remember: if your dog farts, your wine spills, or Netflix lets you down — just call it character development.

EP #043 - "But Did You Die?" (feat. Maddie)

Fall is here, the cheese cravings are strong, and Dak is going to fly to Europe — what could possibly go wrong? This week on The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth are joined by the one and only Maddie for a chaotic episode full of laughter, oversharing, and caffeine-fueled tangents. We talk everything from crime podcasts and military shake-ups to ER visits, work frustrations, and the art of gorging on Taco Bell right before claiming to be on a “health journey.” There’s also a Renaissance Faire recap, a sports segment, deep thoughts about Doja Cat and Taylor Swift’s new albums, and an oddly passionate review of Cranberry Canada Dry. Topics this episode: 🍂 It’s Finally Fall!! 🎙️ Crime Podcasts & YouTube Bingeing (Markiplier’s back!) 🛡️ Renaissance Faire Adventures 🏥 ER Visits & Health Journey Confessions 🌮 Taco Bell Regret 🏛️ Government Shutdown & Military Changes 🏈 SPORTS SEGMENT 💎 Gem Art Obsession ✈️ I’M GOING TO EUROPE BABYYY 👯 Adventures with Maddie 😴 Perpetual Exhaustion 💼 Work Problems 🎶 New Doja Cat & Taylor Swift Albums 🥤 Cranberry Canada Dry Appreciation 🧀 Cheese. Just Cheese. rom deep discussions to unhinged laughter, this episode has it all — including a guest who may or may not bully Seth for his food choices. Whether you’re listening from a couch, a barracks room, or a plane to Europe, you’re in for a ride. And remember: when in doubt, blame the Taco Bell, thank the cheese, and never trust a government that shuts down before payday. #TheYapaholics #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #StorytellingPodcast #PodcastLife #PodcastBanter #PodcastShow #PodcastEpisode #BestPodcasts2025 #TrendingPodcasts #ViralPodcast #SpotifyPodcasts #ApplePodcasts #YouTubePodcast #RelatablePodcast #PodcastersOfInstagram #PodcastersOfTikTok #SEOPodcast #ComedicBanter

EP #042 - "The Max Gaver Saga Continues"

This week on The Yapaholics, chaos takes the wheel. We talk about cooking our own dinners again, navigating health journeys, and the pure exhaustion that comes with moving offices. There’s a full sports segment with a review of Him, a wild dive into colonizing Mars, and of course, Max’s much-needed update. Oh, and yes — the remote did go missing while we were asleep (don’t worry, it eventually turned up). Add in a wedding photography update and a rant about gnats, and you’ve got one jam-packed episode of pure banter. Topics this episode: 🍕 Cooking Dinner Again 🏈 Sports Segment + Him Movie Review 💪 Health Journey Updates 🐶 Max’s Update 🪰 GNATS. JUST GNATS. 📺 Losing the Remote While Asleep 🏢 Office Move Meltdown 📸 Wedding Photos Update From Kanye turning into Ye to the eternal mystery of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this episode is messy in the best way. Basically, if you’ve ever lost your remote, yelled at gnats, or tried to convince yourself that cooking is “fun,” you’ll feel right at home. And remember: if your office move doesn’t break you, the gnats will.

EP #041 - "My Three Stages of Photography"

This week on The Yapaholics, we dive into Seth’s chaotic first-ever wedding photography gig — complete with last-minute Amazon orders, dying batteries, and a dance floor full of Dominicans who knew how to party. From the stress of snapping 5,000 photos in one night to the relief of finding a single shot that actually looks good, it’s a rollercoaster of shutter clicks and self-doubt. After that, we break down the wild Netflix documentary that had us both yelling at our TVs, swapping conspiracy theories, and wondering how the mom in that story is walking free today. Oh and Seth goes into a deep dive about Twenty One Pilot's new album "Breach". Topics this episode: 📸 First Wedding Photography Experience 🎥 Editing 5,000+ Photos Without Losing Your Mind 🥘 Dominican Wedding Food & Party Vibes ⚡ Technical Difficulties & Gear Fails 🍿 Popcorn, Prosecco & Poor Timing 📺 Netflix True Crime Documentary Breakdown 🤯 Conspiracies, Creepy Moms & Shock Factor And hey, if you thought photographing your buddy’s wedding was stressful, try explaining HDR to your grandma while also arguing about whether Jesus could’ve turned water into Prosecco. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. So grab your popcorn (don’t choke on it), pour a glass of prosecco, and tune in — because if we can survive this week, so can you. ⸻ #podcast #theYapaholics #weddingphotography #firstweddinggig #photographyfails #dominicanwedding #netflixdocumentary #truecrime #podcastlife #podcastcomedy #comedicpodcast #storytellingpodcast #SEO #weddingstories #funnyweddingstories #photoediting #hdrphotography #prosecco #popcornchoke #photographylife #documentarydiscussion #truecrimepodcast #netflixtruecrime #podcastclips #comedyshow #banterpodcast #storytellingcomedy #viralpodcast #funniestpodcast #SEOoptimized #applepodcasts #spotifyshows #googlepodcasts #comedybanter #bestpodcasts2025