Two Guys, Two Questions

Public Bathrooms With No Door, Being Called-out by Your Kid and Roadside Emergencies

Some stories are just too embarrassing to keep to yourself. In this wildly unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod share some of their most mortifying personal stories. Jarrod kicks things off by explaining why a strawberry milkshake and a copperhead snake led to an emergency roadside bathroom break. Ryan counters with a story about a property appraisal gone horribly wrong, forcing him to drive an hour home commando, followed by a disastrous first date at The Melting Pot. The guys also discuss Ryan's battles with a garden-destroying raccoon, the frustrations of dealing with FedEx when shipping live snakes, the reality of empty nest syndrome, and Jarrod's thoughts on the new Masters of the Universe movie. It's an episode packed with laughs, nostalgia, and a few lessons on what not to do on a first date. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why Jarrod shaved his beard in the yard at 1:00 AM. ✔️ The hilarious reality of dealing with neighborhood raccoons. ✔️ The logistics and frustrations of shipping live snakes via FedEx. ✔️ Ryan and Jarrod's most embarrassing roadside and first-date emergencies. 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast [https://gemini.google.com/app/40c50703a90cad8c] 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ [https://gemini.google.com/app/40c50703a90cad8c] 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo [https://gemini.google.com/app/40c50703a90cad8c] 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

Wrestling a 13-Foot Snake, The Vegas Sphere, and The Transparent Genie

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring another hilarious mix of wild adventures and deep debates. Jarrod kicks things off with a terrifying (and pantless) midnight wrestling match with an escaped 13-foot snake, while Ryan shares his mind-blowing experience visiting the Sphere in Las Vegas. The guys then tackle a major "Would You Rather" style question: Would you accept unlimited money. They then wrap up by answering what pointless things feel important to them, leading to a conversation on professional attire in real estate versus the absolute uselessness of entertainment contracts. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why fast-food coleslaw should never be diced (and Jarrod's hill to die on) ✔️ The economics of the Las Vegas Sphere and its terrifying falling apple sequence ✔️ The absolute chaos of fighting an escaped 13-foot python in your underwear ✔️ Jarrod's wild story of buying a massive Star Wars collection and a very expensive dog toy ✔️ The Transparent Genie: Would you trade all your financial privacy for unlimited wealth? ✔️ Why Ryan values professional dress codes and why Jarrod thinks entertainment contracts are completely pointless 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast [https://gemini.google.com/app/40c50703a90cad8c] 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ [https://gemini.google.com/app/40c50703a90cad8c] 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo [https://gemini.google.com/app/40c50703a90cad8c] 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

I Got Bit in the Eye by a Snake & Fighting an Angry Goose

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring the perfect mix of chaos and deep conversation. Jarrod kicks things off with a hilariously disappointing review of a Star Wars-themed burlesque show in Vegas, his brilliant prank involving Amazon deliveries, and the terrifying story of getting struck directly in the eye by a 7-foot King Rat snake. The guys then tackle a ridiculous "Would You Rather" question: fight a goose with Chuck Norris skills (scheduled 24 hours in advance) or be hunted by an unprovoked ninja raccoon? After Jarrod shares a traumatic childhood story about his own pet raccoon, the conversation takes a serious and heartfelt turn. Jarrod opens up about his fears for a close friend who is struggling with alcohol, and the two discuss the difficult reality of staging an intervention, navigating anger, and showing up for the people you care about—even when it's uncomfortable. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why a Star Wars burlesque show might not have the plot you're hoping for ✔️ The terrifying reality of suffering a corneal laceration from a snake bite ✔️ Why you should always choose to fight an angry goose over a stealthy raccoon ✔️ The wild history of exotic pet trading in Ohio and childhood pet raccoons ✔️ How to approach a close friend when you suspect they are hiding a drinking problem ✔️ The importance of being the friend who speaks up, even if it causes temporary anger 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast [https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast] 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ [https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/] 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo [https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo] 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

Am I a villain

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod take a deeply personal detour. Jarrod returns to his late uncle's property, untouched since 2007, discovering everything from the eerie stillness of an abandoned home to a perfectly preserved, 20-year-old pot plant hanging in the rafters. The conversation takes an introspective turn as the guys unpack Ryan’s "beach house dream"—is it a legitimate life goal, or just a metaphor for wanting to escape the daily grind? 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ What happens to a piece of property when humans walk away from it for two decades ✔️ The hilarious discovery of a 20-year-old, "vintage" pot plant ✔️ Why getting to your 50s makes you question your long-term life plans  ✔️ The truth about the lies we tell ourselves to cope with reality ✔️ What it really feels like to realize you are the "villain" in someone else's story ✔️ Why unearned confidence in your 20s is replaced by self-doubt in your 50s 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast [https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast] 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ [https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/] 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo [https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo] 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

An Abandoned House and 700 Ticks Later

In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan dive into a wild week in rural Kentucky. Jarrod recounts a surreal and eerie visit to his late uncle's abandoned property—untouched since 2007—while battling a serious tick invasion after a day of hunting for snakes. The guys also discuss the merits of buying a side-by-side versus an ATV, the unexpected news of Jarrod's son planning a surprise Vegas wedding, and the saga of selling a brand new red Corvette. Thanks to a custom-built AI app created by Ryan, the duo also takes a hilarious deep dive into their competitive natures and confesses the "small lies" they tell regularly to make life easier (hint: they are always "in a meeting"). Plus, Jarrod realizes the fatal flaw of putting his personal cell phone number on 15 billboards across the state! 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ The eerie reality of stepping into a property abandoned and untouched for nearly two decades ✔️ Why ticks are suddenly worse than ever (and the hazards of hunting snakes) ✔️ The great debate: Side-by-sides vs. ATVs for off-roading as you get older ✔️ How to handle your son springing a surprise Vegas wedding on you ✔️ Why setting a one-year alarm to mock your best friend's workout routine is peak competitiveness ✔️ The hilarious "small lies" both hosts use to protect their mornings and avoid phone calls ✔️ Why putting your personal cell phone number on 15 billboards is a terrible idea 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast [https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast] 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ [https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/] 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo [https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo] 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)