The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

If you need answers about your past life, we're here to help. As we gaze into the swirling mists of the unknown, we're seeing you. Not "you," but rather a past you. You're wearing a funny hat and white stockings. You're Henry Picklethorpe Wigglesworth IV, the Viscount of Golden Balls, Oxfordshire. Your estate, Hairy-Knob-upon-Fanny-Bottom, was famous for its 27 chimneys, haunted marmalade cellar, and the location of the only documented UK marriage between a man and a swan. You routinely bathed in earl grey tea and while loathed by most of the village, you were beloved by the local cabbage farmers due to your penchant for drunken cabbage copulation in the town square. Your current life is still echoing with aristocratic absurdity, so go forth knowing that whatever happens to you in this life, it'll never be quite as embarrassing as humping a cabbage under a full moon after drinking three bottles of absinthe. Traveling this Summer? Find exactly what you’re booking for at https://Booking.com [https://Booking.com] Booking.YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app! Start listening to amazing audio books and discover what’s beyond the edge of your seat! New members can try Audible now free for 30 days and dive into a world of new thrills. Visit ⁠https://Audible.com/BALD⁠ [https://Audible.com/BALD] or text BALD to 500-500 today! To honor the complexity of human desire, Feeld presents you all the options and leaves you in control of your experience. Download Feeld now on the App Store or Google Play! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠⁠⁠⁠ [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Listen Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast]   Follo w Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com/ [https://www.trixiemattel.com/] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel [https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel [https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel [https://twitter.com/trixiemattel]   Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com/ [https://www.welovekatya.com/] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya/ [https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya/]  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo [https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo]  Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo [https://twitter.com/katya_zamo]    About the Podcast: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya. #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Do you love the idea of space travel, but hate the color blue and happen to be super gay? Introducing Pink Horizon! The universe’s first fabulously queer space exploration company. Final frontier? More like fierce frontier! Ooh there ain't no other way...to the cosmos, that is! Powered by science, pride, and just the right amount of interstellar trimix, we're gaying up the galaxy one phallus-shaped rocket at a time! Pink Horizon: to the Moon, the Goon, and beyond! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD [https://Betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD [https://Zocdoc.com/BALD] to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Start listening to amazing audio books and discover what’s beyond the edge of your seat! New members can try Audible now free for 30 days and dive into a world of new thrills. Visit https://Audible.com/BALD [https://Audible.com/BALD] or text BALD to 500-500 today! We love Hungryroot and so will you! For a limited time, get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life! Go to https://Hungryroot.com/BALD [https://Hungryroot.com/BALD] and use code BALD today! Hims can help you find the personalized ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/BALD [https://Hims.com/BALD] Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠⁠⁠ [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠⁠⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

From the new OUTtv series Wish You Were Queer, Michael Henry and Tim Murray regale Trixie and Katya with epic tales of suburban cruising permits, the epicurean superiority of Chili's, and a hook-up debate as old as time: to chomp or not to chomp. Don't miss the May 22nd premiere of Wish You Were Queer on OUTtv! Make progress towards a better financial future with Chime! Open your account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD [https://Chime.com/BALD] To check out Google Gemini, go to: ⁠https://gemini.google/students⁠ [https://gemini.google.com/corp/app?prompt_id=3e72b4a6f9&prompt_action=autosubmit&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=hardcode_student_offer_autosubmit] Get your gut going and support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+! Get 25% off your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALD [https://Ritual.com/BALD] Need a website? Head to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BALD To use Ro's free insurance checker, go to https://Ro.co/BALD [https://Ro.co/BALD] Follow Tim: @tmurray06 Follow Michael: @MichaelHenry915 To check out "Wish You Were Queer" on OUTtv, head to: https://outtvglobal.com [https://outtvglobal.com] Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠⁠ [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠⁠ [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠⁠ [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠⁠ [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠⁠ [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Greetings, you luminous kitchen sprites! Today, we’re embarking on a journey — not just of baking, but of awakening your lifestyle & fashion demon through the delicate magic of edible flowers. Because why just eat cake when you can also accessorize it? STEP 1: DON'T GET YOUR BEGONIAS IN A BUNCH To avoid a trip to the E.R., avoid begonias and instead find manufactured spiritual enlightenment with freshly-picked rose petals, pansies, or marigolds. STEP 2: CLEAN THOSE FILTHY FLOWERS Rinse your petals in a bowl of Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani from a secret spring in France, which you can find on sale for $80,000 per bottle, as regular bottled water tastes of mediocrity. STEP 3: BAKE THAT CAKE, B**CH Today, we’re making our signature probiotic pistachio lavender cupcakes with 24-carat gold flakes, Bavarian yak yeast, and crushed rose petals. As you whip the batter, be sure to say a prayer to a deity of your choice that you'll never know the pain of living in a house smaller than 50,000 square feet. STEP 4: DECORATION AS MANIFESTATION Once your cupcakes are baked and cooled, it’s time to place the rose petals atop the lemon lavender frosting, pausing every few moments to reflect on your life and think of all the ways you'll spend that $100M advance from Netflix. Remember that each rose petal is like a tiny love note from your recent meditation retreat in Bali. As you serve the cupcakes, don't forget to smile through your perfectly white veneers as you assert decoration dominance over your guests. Maintain eye contact as you devour the dessert in complete and utter silence, the sound of your ever-growing investment portfolio the only music your party guests deserve. Traveling this Summer? Consider hosting your home on Airbnb while you’re away. It’s the perfect way to earn a little extra cash to put towards your next vacation fund! Your home might be worth more than you think! Find out how much at https://Airbnb.com/host [https://Airbnb.com/host] Get the Rakuten app now and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily, so see https://Rakuten.com [https://Rakuten.com] for details. Your Cash Back really adds up! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at ⁠https://BetterHelp.com/BALD⁠ [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠ [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠ [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠ [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠ [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠ [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠ [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

In the depths of the city of angels, where devilish sinners prance, There live two drag queens, luring innocent souls to Gomorrah with their twisted dance. With rainbow flags flying, amidst the woke chaos no one can hear, The cries of good 'ol Americans drowning their sorrows in watery domestic beer. But down in the South, where mint juleps flow like water and the bayou air is pure, The laws of the Crawdad and the Bible are the only cure. So put down that wig, makeup, and butt-plug, and travel with us to where cornfields sway, Escape the madness of the big city of L.A., and order a bowl of Crawfish Étouffée. Need a website or domain? Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, head to: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Hims can help you find the ED option that's best for you! Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/BALD [https://Hims.com/BALD] Now is the time to join the Naked Wines community! Head to https://NakedWines.com/BALD [https://NakedWines.com/BALD], click ‘Enter Voucher’ and put in our code BALD for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included!  That’s $100 off your first six bottles! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]