We Hate Droids (Star Wars Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO)

We Will Speak No More Of This Now (Ewoks Comic)

Sweet release has come for us. Season One is over, and we're done with the Ewoks era of Star Wars – or at least, we will be after this episode. Hosts Nerdley and Fungo discuss the Ewoks Comics, including the three short stories published in the UK exclusive Ewoks Annual. Well, technically. We spend more time discussing the overall problem with the Ewoks era than we spend discussing the specific problems with this comic. Which are plentiful, by the way. To sum it up, we're angry about children's media being so disrespectful of children. You need to write to the top of the audience's intelligence! Topics of the day include: Complementarianism, Georgism, Franchisification, Dooni the Baby Foonar, Animism, Bifrost, Amphibia, Half-Life Full-Life Consequences, Ace of the Royal Flush Gang, The Lack Of Clowns Fungo can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com [http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com] and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on [https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus]gruppeshrike.net [http://gruppeshrike.net] Nerdley (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com [https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com [http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes [https://averyreal.website/]

Will Our Trials Never End (Droids (1986))

Welcome back to the penultimate episode of the Ewoks era of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar! Afit & Tifa are here for the Droids comic (1986) and it's. well. Better than the tv show. There's some mild fun to be had here. The low point is a retelling of A New Hope starring the droids that completely sidesteps the obvious premise of Artoo and Threepio Are Dead to instead feature moles. Then, Afit & Tifa completely sidestep talking about it to discuss how cute Dodogama is. We have to get our yaoi somewhere! That's. Not related to Dodogama. sorry. Afit (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com [https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/]  Tifa can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com [http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com] and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on [https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus]gruppeshrike.net [http://gruppeshrike.net] We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com [http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes [https://averyreal.website/]

First Anniversary Mini-Ep

Can you believe we've been doing We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar for a full year? Join your hosts for a brief conversation on how the project is going, a recap of our rankings so far, and a little bit on the future of the podcast! Here's to the next ten and a half years. One of your hosts can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com [http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com] and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on [https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus]gruppeshrike.net [http://gruppeshrike.net] Your other host (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com [https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com [http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes [https://averyreal.website/]

Eat Worms And Die, Stranger (Ewoks Season 2)

Oh god. no. Join Lezchee Lordyke and Wheytlae for. Christ. Ewoks Season 2. This one was rough, gang. A show that really typifies the problems with Saturday morning cartoons. What a struggle. I can't wait to stop thinking about this. Wheytlae alleges someone is a psychopomp, as is their wont. We disavow the Pugs. Why was this show so racist. Nothing mattered. There was a robot which was almost nice? Help. Join us in 2 weeks for the Droids comic.  Doug Doug & The Ploob [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNSPeyf_DN0] Lezchee Lordyke can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com [http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com] and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on [https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus]gruppeshrike.net [http://gruppeshrike.net] Wheytlae (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com [https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com [http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes [https://averyreal.website/]

Like Chewie Said, The Situation Is Disgusting (Omnibus A Long Time Ago... Vol 5 Pt 2)

Join Spoom and Ladel again for the back half of Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Volume 5 as we close out the Star Wars Marvel Comics with issues 97-107! After a brief stopoff to discuss Droids… again… and roast James Hurley, we get to how much we enjoyed these issues! We've got some problems of course, but we do love Marvel Horseshit. Do you think Mary Jo Duffy likes Go Nagai? Spoom (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com [https://chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/]  Ladel can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com [http://sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com] and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on [https://gruppeshrike.net/swords-against-cerebus]gruppeshrike.net [http://gruppeshrike.net] We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com [http://talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com]  We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes [https://averyreal.website/]