73. JASON X

77. 3-Headed Shark Attack

For Sequel Week of Vacation Horror Month, we could’ve hit the beach with Michael Caine in Jaws: The Revenge… but instead we chose chaos 😌 This week we’re ruining everybody’s vacation plans with 3 Headed Shark Attack — a movie where scientists studying ocean pollution realize WAY too late that all this trash in the water is creating mutated sea monsters that are mad, hungry, and absolutely sick of humanity. We get: * More dramatic slow-motion swimming than an entire season of Baywatch * A soundtrack acting like every scene is the finale of a Fast & Furious movie * A three headed shark high off garbage and ready to absolutely fuck shit up * Danny Trejo randomly pulling up because apparently even he wasn’t safe from Vacation Horror Month * People repeatedly jumping into the water AFTER seeing a giant mutant shark 😒🤦🏾‍♀️ So sit back, relax a bit, and press play to hear about the dumbest survival decisions imaginable, all made by people who could’ve simply stayed their asses on land 🦈🦈🦈 Up next: New Month, New Theme! Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #vacationhorror #3headedsharkattack #sharkhorror

76. Somebody Help Me

For #blackweek of Vacation Horror Month, we head to Lake Arrowhead for a birthday getaway full of beautiful people, HORRIBLE decision making, and a whole lotta unlocked doors as we dive into 2007’s Somebody Help Me! What starts as a cozy cabin weekend birthday party quickly spirals into chaos after couples start disappearing into the woods one by one. As bodies start piling up and random people keep suggesting they “split up,” our remaining crew must survive: * A creepy cabin NO ONE locks… ever * Approximately 47 moments where calling the police immediately would’ve solved everything * Creepy ghost/living(?) blonde child confusion * White folks wandering into the woods dressed for brunch * And a villain so durable this man survives stabbings, beatings, gunshots, and probably poor Yelp reviews So grab your inhaler, LOCK YOUR DAMN DOORS, and press play for a Vacation Horror entry where everybody screams “Somebody help me!” while actively making sure help can never find them 😒 Up next: #SequelWeek Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #vacationhorror #somebodyhelpme #marqueshouston #omarion #blackhorror

75. Zombeavers

It’s week two of Vacation Horror Month and apparently the real danger of a relaxing lake getaway isn’t drinking too much, cheating on your partner, or inviting emotionally unstable young adults into the woods… it’s BEAVERS. Specifically: toxic waste infected, flesh-hungry, relationship-destroying ZOMBEAVERS. After Bill Burr and John Mayer lose a barrel of radioactive sludge into the wilderness because they were too busy talking about experimental sex and not paying attention to the road, a peaceful beaver community becomes an undead army of horny little murder demons. Unfortunately for one deeply messy group of twenty-somethings, they picked THIS exact weekend to head to a lake cabin filled with adultery, hurt feelings, dick pics, and entirely too much confidence in their survival skills. Get ready for: • Toxic waste being transported with the security level of a Facebook Marketplace couch delivery • Beavers cutting phone lines, building barricades, tunneling through floors, and generally operating like a tiny woodland militia • And a shocking amount of people trying to hook up during an active zombie animal siege Join us as we descend into one of the dumbest, funniest, horniest creature features ever made — where the vibes are chaotic, the relationships are doomed, and literally nobody respects the dangers of rabid mutant wildlife until it’s way too late. Press play… and maybe stay out of the water. Up Next: #BlackWeek Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies

74. Tourist Trap

It’s officially May which means: pack your bags, grab your snacks, and make sure your spare tire actually has air in it because we are entering Vacation Horror Month ✈️ Kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, we’re heading back to 1979 for Tourist Trap! Where a casual roadside detour turns into a full-blown nightmare fueled by mannequins, madness, and whatever the hell “killer kinesis” is supposed to be 😳 This week, we’ve got: * A Creepy Grandpa offering help like a customer service rep from hell (and they ACCEPT IT??) * People splitting up like it’s a contractual obligation * And a villain with a tragic backstory who said, “you know what would help? MANNEQUINS” So strap in for a road trip that should’ve been 20 minutes but turned into a telekinesis-fueled roadside horror show. Press play and come hang out with us as we try to make sense of the nonsense, question every decision, and survive Tourist Trap… unlike literally everyone in this movie 😌 Up next: #ThisCentury, Zombeavers!! Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #vacationhorror #touristtrap #70’shorror

73. JASON X

For the final week of Action Horror April, we hit Sequel Week, which means we’re going somewhere familiar… but with a ridiculous upgrade. Where are we headed, and who’s coming with us? Oh, just casually blasting off into space with Jason Voorhees. That’s right: Jason X, aka: Jason goes to spacee! Ever wondered what JV would be up to 400 years in the future on a spaceship? Spoiler: exactly what he does at Camp Crystal Lake, in anyone’s woods, and in “Manhattan”—he’s catching bodies with creativity and commitment. The setting may be futuristic, but the survival skills? Still very much… optional.  Get ready to hear about: * A crew of student geniuses doing the absolute least to stay alive * A man “in charge” who knows nothing but thinks he knows everything * The most useless space military of all time (you had ONE job!!) * And Jason out here upgrading his kill count like it’s a tech demo Press play for chaos, carnage, and one of the wildest franchise pivots ever - featuring zero gravity nonsense, an unexpected glow-up, and Jason really said “I’ll take this franchise… to infinity and beyond.” 🚀 Up next: NEW MONTH, NEW THEME! Need more Friday the 13th?! Check out episode 39 for the origins of a horror icon!! Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #actionhorror #jasonx #fridaythe13th #jasonvoorhees