Ruby Schleicher, Party Pukes and Ugly Pills 🤢

Steph's Hot Date Hijacked & A Footballer Friendzoned 😬

Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face. In this episode, we cover: * The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face. * Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for. * "The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother. * Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber. * The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school. * The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer. Follow & Subscribe! If you love the chaotic energy, make sure to like, subscribe, and send this to your besties. Have your own horror date story? Slide into our DMs or send us a voicemail to be featured on the next Golden Hour segment!

Steph’s Secret & First Time Nightmare feat. Morgan Mitchell

Welcome back to the neighborhood for a massive milestone Episode 10! The energy is electric this week as Steph and Holly Davey are joined in the studio by two-time Olympian, twin mum, and absolute powerhouse Morgan Mitchell. The girls kick things off with a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking the reality of how they all actually met through their exes back in their shared Collingwood days.  The unfiltered conversation rolls straight into a massive, unforgettable "Sealed Section", but the real shockwave hits when the girls expose Steph’s best-kept secret. Her past life playing in the Lingerie Football League (LFL). Steph recounts the peak hilarity of trying to keep her push-up-bra-and-camoflage athletic career completely hidden from the staff at the school where she taught, leading to an incredibly funny confrontation with a 6'8" former AFL ruckman. Things wrap up with a wild, laugh-out-loud "After Dark" segment featuring listener confessions. It’s an episode packed with laughs, banter, and zero filter.  Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

Steph's Big Announcement 💕

G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic. Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era. After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar." To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes. The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

Ruby Schleicher, Party Pukes and Ugly Pills 🤢

Neighbours! Welcome back for another MASSIVE episode. The vibes are high as Steph and Holly return from a chaotic weekend at the Gold Coast for the WSL. Between hanging out in VIP tents and recovering from the "G-Coast flu," the girls are joined by a very special guest: Collingwood captain, bestie and all-round legend, Ruby Schleicher. Things take a turn for the unhinged as the girls recount the legendary (and painful) weekend their brother Nathan managed to break every single sister's arm in various sporting mishaps. Plus, the letterbox is absolutely packed with unhinged listener confessions, featuring a "fart wrap" story, a Christmas cricket bouncer to the eye, and a babysitting mix-up that nearly ended in an accidental kidnapping. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

We Block, Rebuild and Move On ✨

Neighbours, welcome back for what’s been an absolute mental week. Following the massive response to Holly’s recent split, the girls are leaning right into their "single era" and the tightening of the community. They kick things off by chatting about why the "big block" is a non-negotiable move to protect your peace from burner accounts and toxic vibes. It’s more than just hitting a button, it’s a proper bonding session for everyone who’s had to choose themselves and move on. To celebrate this fresh start, the girls have a high-stakes Rom-Com Draft, arguing over the best 90s and Y2K classics. Everything from 10 Things I Hate About You to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. The games keep rolling with a round of "Build-a-Boy," where they try to put together the perfect partner based on looks, work, values, hobbie and personal qualities. However, they quickly realise that even a fit, 6'4" bloke with family values is a total deal-breaker if he’s got a squeaky high-pitched voice or a dodgy habit of snaking your waves in the surf. Things get properly hectic during the "After Dark" segment, as the girls go through a stack of neighbour confessions. We’re talking petty revenge involving golf balls in exhaust pipes, and a first-sleepover horror story that involves a tragic dog seizure and a frantic bathroom retrieval. No topic is off-limits here. Amidst the chaos, the girls reckon there are some solid ways to heal, from "unbroken writing" journals to just getting up and dancing. It’s a timely reminder to stop wasting time on "dirty dogs" and start backing yourself. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!