5: A Critter's Beast

8: This One's a Quick One, Man

What else is there to say that hasn't already been said? I suppose someone's said that one before. But you know what no one, not a single living soul, has ever uttered even a single time in their entire life? "I genuinely believe that Ranch predates Cool Ranch by even a microsecond, and no amount of evidence will ever suffice to convince me otherwise." I guarantee you that no one has, or ever will, allow this sequence of words to leave their lips. For fear of the calamitous repercussions, to be sure.

7: I Think YOU Could Just Be Completely Incorrect (I Was Right the Whole Time)

Do you like CGI? What about cartoon villainry? The Palace of the Pepperman Pipers perchance? Well let me tell you, there's something for everyone in this episode. And another thing, I don't understand why there aren't carols for other holidays in other parts of the year. Ever heard a Valentine's Day carol? Or an Arbor Day Carol? Or even an Armistice Day Carol? Thought not. Whatever. Here's another funny one for your soul, you crazy S.O.B..

6: Paula's Achilles' Heel

We're back! It's another episode of your favorite show, and I hope you're excited for it all. I won't spoil it, but I'll give you a hint that at some point in the show, I say a secret that only you know. If you tell six people about this episode, your crush will talk to you at school tomorrow. Bye!

5: A Critter's Beast

We're getting back to basics today with this one: it's just me, Teddy. But that doesn't mean that the episode is sparse, oh no. There's definitely some meat on the bone here. Be careful not to bite off more than you can chew! A full mouth is a good thing, but if you're going to talk to someone else, wait until you've swallowed your bite, lest your interlocutor take you for a boorish grunt. Perhaps a beast? Find out if you're a beast in this episode.

4: A Baker's Dozen

This episode of I Think I Could Just Be Completely Incorrect was filmed in front of a live studio audience for a brief moment, and then the audience became a guest! You didn't even know that could happen!! Emma is on the show as a guest the whole time, and she's terrific the whole time too. Rock comes up, as does roll. Is it Friday where you're from?