I Wanna Hate It!

27 - Equilibrium (2002) - I Wanna Hate It (IWHI)

In this episode, we go back to the grim and edgy early 2000s and watch Equilibrium (spelled with one L)! This film is about Grammaton Cleric First Class John Preston, who works in a dystopia for the Tetragrammaton Council of Libria, a totalitarian government that forces its citizens to take a mood suppressing drug daily. Grammaton Cleric John Preston is tasked by Vice-Counsel DuPont with murdering "sense offenders" using the Gun Kata™, invented by visionary writer/director Kurt Wimmer in his back yard, which is simultaneously the coolest and dumbest thing ever put to film. However, his partner Sean Bean leads him down a path of self-discovery where he learns that feeling things may kind of rule, actually. Is the gun a total weapon? Can ultra math nerd Grammaton Cleric John Preston do enough gun-fu statistical probabilities using his super badass modified dual Beretta 92FS pistols (with drop-in auto sears, crazy slide extensions, and goofy custom magazines) to take on the entire regime single-handedly? Is his new partner Brent secretly a sense offender? Actually, is everyone just secretly not taking their drugs? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Arden | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • LISTEN: ⁠https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠ [https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss], ⁠youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt], ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-wanna-hate-it/id1827385932⁠ [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-wanna-hate-it/id1827385932] • INFO/SOCIALS/CONTACT: ⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠ [http://areazone.org/IWHI.html], iwannahateit@gmail.com, ⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/IWannaHateIt], ⁠@iwannahateit.bsky.social⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/iwannahateit.bsky.social]‬⁠⁠, ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠⁠ [https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠], ‪⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt [https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt]

26 - Super Force (1990) - I Wanna Hate It (IWHI)

In this episode, Alex and Brandon enter the Crime Zone to watch the 1990 television pilot for SUPER FORCE‼ In the dystopian cyberpunk future year of 2020, Zatch Stone is an astronaut who returns to Earth, only to find out that everything has gone to hell in his absence. He soon befriends F.X. Spinner of Hungerford Industries, a mad scientist who wildly misappropriates company funds to eat fancy dinners and buy Balenciaga sunglasses. Zack Stone must now use his astronaut karate, the powered armor exoskeleton SUPER FORCE suit Spinner made for him, and a neat motorcycle in order to obtain vigilante justice—but it won't be easy with foes such as Patty Pretty (a violent psychopath with an incredibly monotone line delivery) and the supervillain Tao Satori (a white man pretending to be Asian) standing in their way. Will electric motocross armor be enough for Zacc Stone to defeat these villains and avenge his brother Frankie Pebbles? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • LISTEN: https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss [https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss], youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt [https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt], https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-wanna-hate-it/id1827385932 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-wanna-hate-it/id1827385932] • INFO/SOCIALS/CONTACT: AreaZone.org/IWHI [http://areazone.org/IWHI.html], iwannahateit@gmail.com, https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt [https://www.facebook.com/IWannaHateIt], @iwannahateit.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/iwannahateit.bsky.social]‬⁠⁠, ⁠https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠ [https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠], ‪⁠⁠https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt [https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt]

25 - Battlefield Earth (2000) - I Wanna Hate It (IWHI)

To celebrate the 25th episode of IWHI, Brandon decides it's time to finally watch a film starring his favorite actor: John Travolta… it's the infamous Battlefield Earf! This blue-tinted, Dutch-angled, center-wipe-filled slop follows human pepper Barry Pepper, a rat-brained peppermorph, aka, a "greener" and future caveman in the year 3,000. He must rebel against the dumbest turbo-capitalist giant shoe and nose-plug-wearing alien overlords in the galaxy: the Psychlos. Can he gain leverage over these alien overlords? Did L. Ron Hubbard not understand what would happen to 1,000-year old technology? Was his thetan stupid? Will Alex ever be able to stop saying "yeah" so much? Tune in to find out! Kerbango! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt] • Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠iwannahateit@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [iwannahateit@gmail.com], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt],⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS], ‪⁠@iwannahateit.bsky.social‬⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/iwannahateit.bsky.social] • Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative] & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [www.bondiecreative.com] • IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [www.areazone.org], https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

24 - No Holds Barred (1989) - I Wanna Hate It (IWHI)

In this episode, Alex and Brandon watch the 1989 film "Hold No Bars" starring Terry Bollea as "Rip Thomas," Earth's most popular celebrity/pro wrestler and all-around good guy. Rip is forced to face off against Tiny Lister as the terrifying "Zeus," the world's scariest man, in a no-bars-held fight to the death in a world where pro wrestling is real and evil CEOs will kidnap women, cripple your little brother, and air live homicides—all for the sake of ratings. Will Rip go Rippo-mode? What unexpected guests will appear to influence the match? Can Zeus ever escape an endless cycle of screaming and torment? How many bars will be held? Tune in to find out, jock ass! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt] • Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠iwannahateit@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [iwannahateit@gmail.com], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt],⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS] • Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative] & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [www.bondiecreative.com] • IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [www.areazone.org], https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

23 - Universal Soldier (1992) - I Wanna Hate It (IWHI)

In this episode, our objective is to reconnoiter the 1992 action blockbuster Universal Soldier, plan our attack, and issue orders judging whether or not we wanna hate it—by no later than 0800 hours. Supervising the edit of this episode is USMC Sergeant Pomorski, Alex C. He is taking point on this mission. Questions to be answered are: how convincing are Jean-Claude Van Damme (Belgian) and Dolph Lundgren (Swedish-American) as red-blooded, English-as-a-first-language, USA American soldiers? Will they dutifully obey orders, or go rogue? Just how "universal" are these soldiers? And what will their body count be? Tune in to find out! *** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex *** IWHI ON THE WEB: • You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt] • Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠iwannahateit@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [iwannahateit@gmail.com], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS] • Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative] & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [www.bondiecreative.com] • IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [www.areazone.org], https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠