"If There Ain't Rubber In Your Beer, You Ain't Racin'"

"If You're Moody, Just Say That"

On this episode of PAFO, the crew covers everything from studio upgrades and questionable Facebook Marketplace purchases to purity culture, dating, cheating, and the weird ways our past shapes how we see relationships today. What starts as a conversation about new chairs and a future couch quickly turns into a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about scarcity mindsets, childhood experiences, religion, and the stories we inherit from our families.Zoe shares memories from growing up in purity culture, including some of the bizarre lessons and shame-based messaging that shaped how an entire generation viewed sex and relationships. The conversation explores everything from church retreats and double standards to what happens when those beliefs collide with real life and adulthood. Along the way, the group tackles infidelity, heartbreak, accountability, and why some relationship endings are easier to walk away from than others.The episode also features updates on Kurt’s upcoming film project in Northern California, discussions about online outrage and social media arguments, and a behind-the-scenes look at how the podcast continues to evolve both on camera and behind the scenes. There’s plenty of laughter, a few uncomfortable truths, and the kind of honest conversation that makes PAFO feel like hanging out with friends.

"Uncle Bubby Got Peed On Again"

This week on PAFO, the conversation goes absolutely everywhere—and somehow circles back to birds, bowel emergencies, race cars, gambling, and getting peed on.The gang starts by reflecting on their emotional conversation with Kira Andersen before quickly veering into movie talk, bad acid trips, airport drug smuggling strategies, and the age-old question of whether a grown man should call his parents for help when a bird gets loose in his house. Along the way, Chris shares stories from the Indy 500, Kurt reveals the depths of his irrational fear of winged creatures, and Zoë learns far more than she ever wanted to know about some of the crew's younger years.The episode also touches on sports fandom, gambling culture, the Cardinals' "Tarps Off" phenomenon, Discovery Zone nostalgia, dating someone who loves birds when you're terrified of birds, and why Canadian geese may actually be society's greatest protected threat. If you've ever called your parents during a crisis, trusted a fart you shouldn't have, or wondered whether a bird could legally claim squatter's rights in your home, this episode is for you.

"We're Only Here Because Of You"

On Episode 19 of PAFO, the gang once again dives headfirst into the terrifying modern hellscape known as dating apps — and somehow ends up talking about happy ending massage parlors, foot rubs, secret high school boners, tequila-fueled first dates, and a Bumble interaction so wild it feels AI generated.KG breaks down an absolutely unbelievable dating app saga involving a woman who initially called him the “hot silver fox from the gym” before spiraling into accusations, manipulation tactics, repeated phone calls, and a full psychological warfare campaign after learning he talked to a mutual acquaintance. Along the way, the crew debates height preferences, ghosting etiquette, “keyboard courage,” dating app culture, and the emotional damage caused by a simple “No lol.”The episode also veers into stories about shady massage parlors in Sauget, terrifying first dates, creepy coincidences, gym transformations, hypermobility, and why tequila continues to ruin lives one bad decision at a time. Uncomfortable, deeply relatable, and wildly chaotic — this is PAFO at maximum internet poisoning.

"God Was In That Chili's That Night"

On Episode 18 of PAFO, Chris & KG break down their wrestling weekend and tell one of the most chaotic stories imaginable. What starts as Zoe’s all-day car disaster spirals into rental car problems, mystery wheel keys, AAA confusion, and a check engine light that somehow appears after the car is “fixed.”Meanwhile, Kurt and Chris recap an absolutely surreal weekend at an SICW wrestling fan fest featuring Marcus "Buff" Bagwell, chain restaurant adventures, Chili’s theology, spit kink conversations that should probably stay off the record, and one of the strangest celebrity hangouts they’ve ever experienced. Somewhere in the middle of all of it, the conversation unexpectedly gets heartfelt — touching on disability advocacy, respite nights for families with special needs children, faith, sobriety, burnout, and the weird beauty of shared human chaos.It’s one of those episodes where every time you think the conversation has peaked, it somehow gets stranger. Hilarious, uncomfortable, wholesome, and unhinged in the best possible way.

"I Wish I Had A V Down In My P"

This episode starts with a “big W” after KG and Zoë get the technical side of the podcast dialed in—though not without reliving the trauma of previous recording disasters. From there, the conversation immediately veers into wrestling nostalgia as the group talks about the upcoming guest appearance of Buff Bagwell and the physiques they envied growing up. Shawn Michaels, Buff Bagwell, and the heartbreak of never achieving a wrestler-level V-cut all get their moment in the spotlight.The middle of the episode gets into debates about chest hair, dating app etiquette, Hinge “green flags,” and whether Syberg’s is an acceptable first-date destination. Zoë breaks down the psychology of Hinge prompts while KG explains why being able to use chopsticks at sushi might actually be a legitimate dating strategy. Somewhere in between, the group discusses dream purchases if they suddenly became rich—ranging from Monaco getaways to giant family compounds and private dog beaches.Things take a more grounded turn when the conversation shifts toward sobriety, self-image, and confidence. KG opens up about making major dietary changes, while Chris reflects on how dramatically life improved after quitting alcohol. The discussion gets honest about addiction, self-worth, and how even seemingly small choices can completely redirect the course of your life. There’s also a conversation about the psychological danger of “resetting the counter” after years of sobriety.By the end, the episode drifts into social media, AI-generated music, internet fame, and the weirdness of modern culture. The crew talks about making satirical AI songs, handling criticism online, and why they’d rather see genuinely positive creators become rich instead of rage-bait influencers and manosphere grifters. Like most PAFO episodes, it somehow manages to bounce from ridiculous jokes to genuinely thoughtful observations.