The Brown Carpet

56. Behind Enemy Lawns EXTRA! - The Brown Carpet Podcast vs Jim Penman

THIS WEEK! A very special edition of The Brown Carpet Podcast as we welcome Aussie mogul Jim Penman of Jim's Mowing onto the show for a Zoom chat - inspired by Episode 56, where we chopped up a grassy action thriller called, "Behind Enemy Lawns." Jim weigh's in on our adaption of his story, Zuckerberg vs Musk, our ideas for his franchise and his arch-enemy, Daniel Andrews.  * WATCH EPISODE 56 here:    • The Brown Carpet Podcast - EP56   [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4BnnBsi86M&t=0s] * READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! https://tinyurl.com/6k9k2fp2 [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkQ5TjdBOTAwcVgyUWVoMjFoMThqcGoxbWNfQXxBQ3Jtc0ttUzB2X01BYjItOU42akg3WDJNUXpxV0p4OWszYUNDYmlzeGlDVy1FWF9DTWZZVDF5ektJRTNuckw5MHg2NzVybXpNMUl3VXJIUWFYTDdVYkJ2YTMwT3VOWU1kbmpIbVZNN0lYVVVOSXl2LTRNeDJVZw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F6k9k2fp2&v=E74SjVvr2YI] * SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and TikTok or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ [https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/] * To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, * EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com [thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

60. 'The Stainmaker'

THIS WEEK! Corey and Josh squeeze out a powerful and pungent tale of love, lament, lightning and litigation as they expel a gassy courtroom drama called - The Stainmaker. Featuring fart-fuelled performances by Tom Holland, Florence Pugh, Meryl Streep, Tom Green and Mike Myers. * READ the weird news story we based our movie: https://www.theguardian.com/law/2021/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbUtjNl82ZFhwMmhfem1WbjV1SjRWZ2dtYVdBUXxBQ3Jtc0ttb3lRYkI1eVhCc1czOGQwT09BTHlYWXBuU0NNRnY1NFhNc1NLUUwwbVRzSFdCanpQdUotcTdabGFGNTNwZGhrRlFQZTIwcHVkOEg4R1FuejYzOGZZOVMzTG9qdUhub3FGZ0x1NXZaWkdFNVZmY2M4WQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Flaw%2F2021%2Fdec%2F21%2Fbarrister-who-sued-cps-for-disability-related-harassment-loses-case&v=nhBwBhGiMRo] * SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. * GRAB some merch at our store - https://thebrowncarpetpodcast.creator... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2YtdDZEWWxNelM0bTZXd0ZqZGkybV8yRGdsQXxBQ3Jtc0ttd1NTMzZaV2ZqbVZDa1J5aTVFSlNacXlhRWhyVXpWSnpWRkpJc2xlNG5SYThhaEV5ZWdnaVIxYWY3cDZJN1gtSzRWUTFCLV9qSnhQYTBCMUFKZ0tadVFWa05xYWl2ZlR6elpwcFVJa2RfQkJId2hsOA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthebrowncarpetpodcast.creator-spring.com%2Flisting%2Fthe-bcp-logo-tee%3Fproduct%3D1303&v=nhBwBhGiMRo]  * Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ [https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/] * To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com [thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com] Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

FTV. 'Crocapalooza'

ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain-drenched New Year's Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile.     Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan.       Listen to the podcast that has played knifey-spooney before! WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! [https://www.youtube.com/@thebrowncarpetpodcast9112/videos] SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! [https://thebrowncarpetpodcast.creator-spring.com/listing/the-bcp-logo-tee?product=1303] Don’t forget to check out our website at  - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ [https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/?fbclid=IwAR1hut8etoJSS5RXjckHwOMty4TJxcG2l6z3047rObHlfco-7TR1FI8UNLw] To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story.  ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

59. 'Meat Cute'

THIS WEEK! We take a news story about an Indian government official draining an entire reservoir to recover the phone he dropped in taking a selfie... IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT.....and.... We twist this blatant abuse of power into a Bollywood blockbuster that stirs up stupidity, love, and fine dining, with a pinch of serial killer; into a cinematic first course that we liked to call 'Meat Cute' Featuring delicious performances by Aziz Ansari, Mindy Kaling and Russell Peters. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! [https://www.youtube.com/@thebrowncarpetpodcast9112/videos] READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! [https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/phone-be-dam-ed-indian-official-drains-two-million-litres-of-water-from-reservoir-to-retrieve-phone/zz974z3uf] SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! [https://thebrowncarpetpodcast.creator-spring.com/listing/the-bcp-logo-tee?product=1303] Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ [https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/?fbclid=IwAR1hut8etoJSS5RXjckHwOMty4TJxcG2l6z3047rObHlfco-7TR1FI8UNLw] To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story.  ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

FTV. 'Update Night'

ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Originally recorded on the 8th of December, 2018. Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! [https://www.youtube.com/@thebrowncarpetpodcast9112/videos] SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! [https://thebrowncarpetpodcast.creator-spring.com/listing/the-bcp-logo-tee?product=1303] Don’t forget to check out our website at  - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ [https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/?fbclid=IwAR1hut8etoJSS5RXjckHwOMty4TJxcG2l6z3047rObHlfco-7TR1FI8UNLw] To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Based on a weird story.    ©The Brown Carpet Podcast