The Doucheless Vegan

Last Tango in Paris.........Ontario

The vegan vixens are back! Michael and his trophy beard Carla are back with new recipes you’ll go cous-cous for,  meaty details on new adventures  and what billionaires are saying about a new not-so-meaty society. Plus cat farts.

What's New Vegan Pussy Cat?

After a brief hiatus, King Vegan Michael Stuart Webb and his trophy beard Carla Collins, are back and it’s over for you bitches! This show has everything: the best vegan cheese and sour cream, titty kitties, British witches, Scottie Pippen’s new vegan popcorn, Jamie Dornan’s hotness, femme porn, a new baby, and a comedy Revival.

Deep Thoughts with Shallow People

On this week’s episode Michael and Carla talk about unmistakable signs from the other side, relishing a good haircut, homemade jalapeno relish and shining a light on Canada’s dark past.

Wine Over Whine

On this week’s episode Michael and Carla have a kiki about pro wrestling to wrestling our demons, how some are confusing Messenger with Tinder, vegans wines that are smoother than Michael Buble’s voice and vegan ice cream with a cherry on top. Wait ‘til you hear what Michael can do with a cherry…

We Fake Our Cheese But Not Our Orgasms

On this week’s episode Michael and Carla couldn’t get any cheesier: from talking the best faux fromage to people who are the real deal and being up front about the universe having your back, these two may not be from Champagne in France but they are both sparkling vegans.