Merry F*cking Christmas - 2023

Donuts of the Damned: Final Girl

This week, Mike and Jack take a stab at the Final Girl—the horror trope that refuses to die—and sink their teeth into Publix bakery’s most tempting treats. It’s a sugar-coated screamfest where slasher survival meets sticky cinnamon swirls. Whether you're a horror buff or just here for the baked goods, this episode is glazed with insight and sprinkled with chaos. Music is The Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The Cabin in the Woods

In this episode, married hosts Jack and Mike step into The Cabin in the Woods to unpack its blend of satire, blood-soaked mayhem, and horror movie meta-commentary. Mike can’t resist fangirling over Joss Whedon’s fingerprints on the script—celebrating the sharp dialogue and clever trope-twisting—while Jack remains ever whitty and amazing. You missed us, didn't you? Btw there is totally a ghost in the background of this recording. It's kinda crazy. (its the dogs barking, the mic makes them sound like some creep talking. Or maybe Cell Phone interference. My spectral editing sucks. I'm old. Forgive me.) ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Merry F*cking Christmas - 2023

Mike and Jack binge Holiday Horror movies. By the way the creepy piano music is "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" by Myuu. You can find them on youtube! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

M3GAN

Mike and Jack talk about M3GAN, Gen Z movies, being old asf... Mike has a senior moment and says people like Eli Roth. It's always a shit show here. Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Pilgrim

We go down the Rabbit... I mean Turkey... that sounds even worse... We watched a thanksgiving horror movie that didn't involve Eli Roth. Music is Haunted Mansion by Michael Lerm ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.