Two Weddings and a Rainstorm

Colby Quit Vaping and Started Sucking on Wood

LOUD BRAIN Episode 13 returns from a two-week break with no soundboard, nicotine withdrawal, and immediate chaos. Seth and Colby jump from Walking Dead frustration and Daredevil writing arguments into Elon Musk, AI music, political dread, morning routines, cigarettes, vaping, toothpicks, and the misery of replacing one vice with another. The back half turns into Always Sunny trivia, Nebraska trip stories, haunted virus jokes, zoo ethics, wedding threats, racquetball injuries, posture problems, gym excuses, and a final fake-AI spiral about burning down the internet, capitalism, and whether the whole show was ever real.

The Boys and The Girls

LOUD BRAIN Episode 12 starts with the return of the show, Omaha Hantavirus panic, Dragon’s Milk beer, Mom Water, and a Milwaukee knife/bottle-opener bit before turning into a long debate over The Boys, Amazon, politics, satire, and actor appearances. The middle runs through beards, sleep scores, caffeine routines, gym rowing, wedding save-the-dates, dumpsters, AI tools, phone cameras, live chat, and concert hearing damage. The final stretch jumps through Amazon shows, Billie Eilish, upcoming movies, Harry Potter casting, cigarettes, vaping, Gen Z/Gen Alpha doom, Cyberpunk, AI, climate anxiety, and a no-show-next-week signoff.

Two Weddings and a Rainstorm

Episode 11 starts with a slow news week and immediately turns into chaos: Colby’s haircut, voting tests, pickle beer, and a haunted “ghost fart” audio issue. Seth and Colby recap Mari and Colby’s rain-soaked engagement party, debate whether a Vegas wedding counts as eloping, then shift to Seth’s family wedding trip, barn wedding timing, beer math, and moon-landing talk. The back half spirals through wedding etiquette, fake sober beer hacks, pocket drinks, AI racism checks, Entourage, family history, Diddy-adjacent movie problems, American Beauty, Resident Evil, Dune, and the show’s final lessons.

The Damage Control Begins

LOUD BRAIN episode 10 starts in severe-weather chaos, audio paranoia, traffic rage, and a beer-fueled breakdown of time, aging, IRL streaming, and Colby’s Ren Faire sword purchase. Seth and Colby spiral through Twitch subs, Marathon and Arc Raiders bloodlust, Apple Watch confusion, Barbie anatomy, and a long argument about smoking being cool versus obviously terrible. The back half turns into a messy political thought experiment, frustration over women and dating discourse, hurricane names, bizarre high school mascots, hobos, Infowars, and whether this episode should survive the edit. It ends with attempted damage control.

Beards, Breakdowns, and Brett Ratner

LOUD BRAIN Episode 9 opens with Seth recovering from being sick, getting roasted by his Apple Watch, regretting beard timing, reviewing watery QuickTrip beer, and spiraling into doctors, insurance, and Planet Fitness nonsense. The middle swings through car trouble, dating frustration, Coachella couch-watching, sports from home, and why fanbases ruin everything. The back half wanders into dating-app openers, Mac mouse drama, TV rewatches, Entourage and Always Sunny, steroids, old movies, golf tangents, allergies, college talk, and a chaotic farewell.