Roko's Baculum

Pounds of Spider

Topics Include: Are there more pounds of spider or person on Earth?, How many pounds of spider are there?, Can you fit a whole pound of spider in your mouth and eyes?, and many more! circa 2025

'Pottery' Videos

Topics Include: I'll be in my office watching pottery videos, Just really into pottery, I mean yeah she's a very attractive woman but it's about the pottery, OK sure she does put the entire thing of clay down her throat and then turn on the pottery wheel but it's not a sex thing alright?, and many more!

Reginald, I've Made a Mess

Topics Include: Sauce mess, Hooker mess, D*ck Mess, Existential mess, I hate you I hate you I hate you, and many more! circa 2025

Watch Your Mouth, Husband

Topics Include: Better mind your tone buddy, Better keep your words straight pal, Better mind your manners friend, Better Watch Your Mouth Husband, and many more! Circa 2025

Snake Man in a Salt Hole

Topics Include: Strategies for maximum agony, Dehumanizing the enemy, The natural inclination for humans to find certain disfigurements more upsetting than others, Biscuits turns a corner towards sadism, and many more! Circa 2025