Here Today, Gone To Hell

What do you take for faulty equipment? asking for friend.

Sigh! When your equipment male-functions! This week machines are taking over! If the customers and staff are all behaving themselves and all is well in the land of service, the machines RISE UP and take matters into their own hands. The dream of all the moving parts synchronising is exactly that...JUST a dream.

BTS: Behind The Shit-Show.

You know what they say...behind every busy bar is a woman crying, vertically, into a dustbin. In this episode we explore the grit, know-how and pseudo put togetherness that drives a bar in the midst of bands cancelling last minute, positive COVID-19 tests and the great battle of sleep and/or sanity versus showing up with smile.

We Gon' F**K U Real Good, System.

Where there's a will, there's a way.  Fake orders, theft and cheating breathalysers- the system has many holes and  we tell you how people have put their dirty, dirty fingers in 'em.

There Isn't A Group More Wrong Than The Customer.

The full moon faithfully delivered another week of chaos in the form of naked protests and questionable "customer service" and we, with gratitude, send complaints right back. From whistling to get our attention to asking us for brandy specials, we explore why the customer is never right.

Episode 3 - Size Matters

In this episode, we round off our first month with a heartwarming discussion of how the service industry has changed us for the better: big hearts , big tips and eternal hanky panky.