I got called out for having enormous ears

Is it Weird to be an Extroverted Author?

As an extroverted author, I find myself in some hilariously awkward situations. From attending author conventions filled with exhausted introverts to writing chapters of my epic fantasy novel at Taco Bell, I'm here to shatter the stereotypes of what it means to be an author. Join me as I reveal the truth about my lack of reading habits, my cluelessness about author gossip, and the unconventional places where you can find my books online. With my unique perspective and comedic storytelling style, you're in for a wild ride of laughter and unexpected anecdotes. So grab your headphones and get ready to chuckle along with "Ronald's Rambles" as I navigate the humorous side of being an extroverted author in a world of introverted bookworms. Sweet dreams of sleeping, and let's dive into the wild and wacky world of an author who's anything but introverted!

I've Had My Fair Share of Gym Fails

Join me in this episode of my hilarious podcast as I share my embarrassing gym fails and blunders! From putting the weights in the wrong place to awkward encounters with fellow gym-goers, I've experienced it all. Ever tried to strike up a conversation with someone wearing headphones? Or attempted to replicate a complicated workout from a YouTube video and ended up looking like a confused penguin? Trust me, you're not alone! I'll also be confessing some of my most embarrassing gym moments, from being offered pity from coaches to chatting up the geriatrics. If you're in need of a good laugh and some relatable fitness humor, this episode is for you! So grab your headphones, hit the gym (or just listen from the comfort of your couch), and get ready for some side-splitting laughs! Don't forget to subscribe and share with your fellow fitness enthusiasts. #GymFails #FitnessHumor #PodcastLaughs #FunnyPodcast

I am a RAGING Extrovert

Do you ask the cashiers at Wal-Mart how they're doing? Do you ask them about their hopes and their dreams while they look up the price of russet potatoes? I think I have a problem.

I'm a nerd, but I feel like I should clarify that I also shower?

Have you ever been called a nerd? Do you just accept that title and move on with your life, or do you lie awake at night thinking it over and trying to determine who you let into your secret nerd world? Just me? That's cool.

I got called out for having enormous ears

Remember that time my youth pastor invited a guest speaker in who called me out for having just the biggest ears? Yeah, I've totally recovered from that one.