Blocked Podcast

SantaCon & Snow & Farewell to Blocked

This is the end of BlockedPod, and Zeke and Kimara go out exactly how they came in—laughing, spiraling, and blocking everything in sight. Zeke recaps teaching 1,200 kids in Texas, Kimara details her Michelin-star babymoon, and together they unpack holiday burnout, creative exhaustion, and why snow is the devil’s precipitation. They roast SantaCon, break HIPAA laws on the Metro North, nearly buy a timeshare from hot white-passing salesmen, and play one last chaotic round of Blocked or Gawked. It’s emotional, ridiculous, heartfelt, and very them. A love letter to the listeners, and a perfect final bow. Stay connected with all things BLOCKED: Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod Email: info@blockedpod.com Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

Long Car Rides & Couples Who Fight!

Wicked hype, holiday stress, and couples who think fighting is ‘healthy.’ Zeke and Kimara dive into PTO strategy, racial identity, wedding chaos, and the things they’re blocking this week — including long car rides and toxic relationship culture. A hilarious, chaotic December episode. Stay connected with all things BLOCKED: Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod Email: info@blockedpod.com Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

Office Temperature Personalities & Daylight Savings

Thanksgiving Eve chaos at its finest. Zeke and Kimara kick things off with hometown bar lore, mac-and-cheese noodle warfare, and the lies schools fed us about pilgrims (Snoopy included). Zeke chats flight delays before Texas Thespians, while Kimara plans a bougie two-person Thanksgiving complete with sous vide turkey and file-cabinet potatoes. They fall into a cornucopia Mandela Effect rabbit hole, revisit childhood dance trauma, and are blocked by existential spirals and sweaty bangs, while Blocked or Gawked debates flirty baristas, dangly earrings, and post-fine-dining McChickens. Seasonal, unhinged, and fully indulgent. Stay connected with all things BLOCKED: Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod Email: info@blockedpod.com Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

3D Anatomy Scans & Forced Labor Culture

Episode 46 of BlockedPod is Mexico magic meets everyday chaos. Zeke returns from his Day of the Dead trip—mariachis, rooftop brunches, and parades—while Kimara rages at corporate America for forcing injured people to work. They roast crumb-filled childhood backpacks, Kate Middleton’s alleged “tall wig,” and Sephora’s hostage-style checkout screens. Zeke blocks 3D anatomy scans (“why does that baby look like a Fortnite boss?”), while listener submissions drag subway dancers and chatty coworkers. Siri, iPhones, and airline-status anxiety join the fight before a chaotic Blocked or Gawked finale featuring reusable diapers and AI fever dreams. It’s culture, comedy, and unhinged excellence. Stay connected with all things BLOCKED: Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod Email: info@blockedpod.com Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

"I'm Addicted to Coffee" & People Who Have Bad Days

Pure chaos wrapped in cozy fall vibes. Kimara announces she’s having a boy—immediately triggering a “stinky poopy boy” spiral—and she declares NYC “Mamdanistan.” They roast rent-freeze panic, halal DoorDash conspiracies, and a 'Spunk for Milk' trailer before tearing up over marathon heroes and paying off debt. Kimara recounts nearly fighting a woman on the train (“Bring me my sneakers!”), Zeke discovers Harry Potter a Mandela Effect, and both get riled over pregnancy tears and caffeine addiction. The episode ends with on-sale candy debates, portals to the hole-universe, and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child plans. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartfelt—classic BlockedPod. Stay connected with all things BLOCKED: Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod Email: info@blockedpod.com Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_