Sleep Nonsense

Sleepy 9 -I Made This Bed

Welcome to Episode 9 in which Sleepy Donna bores you to sleep with a show about nothing interesting. Since there is no story to engage the mind, the body can drift peacefully off to sleep. "I made this bed. I don’t want to lie in it now. It’s a shame you need so much. Shame on me. I just don’t want to give. Look how high you’ve climbed! But have you given any thought to the faces that lie below? It wasn't always this easy for me to make cream knots. Chirping swans seemed to always get in the way and block my view..." *The full transcript is available on our Facebook page. You can communicate with Sleepy Donna at https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense [https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense] or by sending email to: sleepnonsense@outlook.com [sleepnonsense@outlook.com].

Sleepy 8 -I'd Really Like to Get Up Early

In Episode 8, Sleepy Donna's presentation will distract your restless mind. Although the words make sense, the story goes nowhere, so your mind can relax and your body can sleep. This boring nonsense podcast is brought to you by a healthy, happy tomorrow! "I’d really like to get up early enough to see the dancing water. It’s a beautiful sight, especially when the mats are all rolled up. Although there are plenty of spare materials in the room, those dusty countertops always stand out the most. Sometimes the amount of work feels extremely daunting. That’s when I like to take a deep breath and plunge all my strength into unwrapping the gauze that binds my wings so tightly...." *A full transcript is available on the Sleep Nonsense Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense. [https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense] Sleepy Donna can be reached at sleepnonsense@outlook.com

Sleepy 7 -They’re Not Coming Back

Today’s boring and meaningless podcast is brought to you by a restful night and sound sleep. "She looked wistfully toward the smoky veil of music that was emanating from the hall. What signs had she missed? There must have been some kind of warning notice from the dean. But no -all she could see now were the leftover costumes and masks that had been left behind by careless tourists. There really wasn’t even room to dance anymore...." *A full transcript is available on the Sleep Nonsense Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense [https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense]

Sleepy 6 -It Wasn't a Loss

Here is Episode 6, in which Sleepy Donna brings you meaningless but purposeful content to help you relax and fall asleep. "It wasn’t a loss. I think we’re forgetting a few things here. Do you remember the actors in the southern flame? When everybody else lost faith, we were the ones who kept the weights on the rack. It would be great if we could organize the family roles and display them with a funky, functional steel rail. I don’t know… Just give it some thought. If the pumpkin gets put in the right container, we’ll have room for more kittens. Loneliness can spark a radical shift in appearance...." Sleepy Donna can be contacted at sleepnonsense@outlook.com or ⁠https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense], where you can also find a full transcript.

Sleepy 5 -Do These Things

Welcome to Episode 5, a nonsense presentation which is sure to lose your interest, so your mind and body can relax. In fact, Sleepy Donna would be positively honored to hear that her listeners have nodded off into a peaceful slumber! Thank you for listening to another meaningless creation. "Do these things just live on my computer? How is it that the hopping and jumping don’t cause the desktop to overheat? My mind is just full of such bewildering thoughts as I furiously try to squeeze the paint off these wings. They mustn’t fade so early in the game. It might be a good idea to check out a few other options before settling in on one plan. The original version is the only recent example where the highest setting offered the strongest discernment...." *A full transcript is available on the Sleep Nonsense Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense. [https://www.facebook.com/sleepnonsense]