Things You Should Never Do

Funny or AI

Apple and Intel are getting back together? Never take notes (or write in your diary) about a criminal conspiracy. Claude doesn't get the joke.

Goblin Mode

Ian and Jay talk about the Arch d'Trump, the end-run around Congressional authority, and how Dario has SamA's number. Also, Goblin Mode!

You crazy bastards.

Our president is fucking crazy. We are losing the war we started. Larry Ellison is firing a lot of people so he can pay for datacenters the world doesn't need.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law!

Twitter was way ahead of it's time. Jay and I discuss some innovative work (that sadly never got off the ground) Twitter was doing on ephemeral environments back in the day. We also talk about a $200K bug that spawned that work. Also, we try not to kink shame Donald Trump and/or Dan Scavino. Elon Musk still sucks.

What About Bob?

Ian and Jay talk about JavaOne, Project Leyden, and Netflix. Donald Trump is a garbage person. Scott Bessent does it again. Iran can probably strike most of Europe if it wants to. Marc Andreessen has a no-personality disorder. Twitter would have been 20 years old if it had survived.