Source Consciousness Wisdom | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Taylor James)

All Too Well (Kylie's Version) | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Kylie Kaiser)

TBH I'm watching the World Cup and NBA Finals so I'm going to write this later. But we love Kylie and we love you all!!!! xoxo - Kylie (T) & Sarah

Build-A-Boyfriend | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Brent Reed)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features BRENT REED, Austin comedy's favorite southern belle. A man who somehow sounds polite while saying the most unhinged things imaginable.    Together we tackle the issues tearing society apart: whether you should fire a client situationship after he cheats on your best friend, what to do when your wife cheats on you with your dad, and whether it's acceptable to publicly shame a 29-year-old for dating an 18-year-old.   Elsewhere in the chaos: daddy issues (i.e. fighting your father), dressing your boyfriend like a Build-A-Bear, slapping Benson Boone, anime, and the eternal struggle of convincing your boyfriend to let you do butt stuff.   Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.   0:00 Intro 1:29 Guest intro: Brent Reed 11:13 ~~~ Audience Advice ~~~ 11:26 BFF's situationship cheated on her. I 'm his personal trainer 18:00 My wife cheated on me... with my dad. Do I kill him? 24:10 How do I get my boyfriend to wear more than one outfit? 30:25 29-year-old man dating an 18-year-old? 39:36 One-night stand asked me to slap him... 48:00 My boyfriend won't let me peg him :( 1:04:34 Plugs   _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE    Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @brentreedcomedy _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS    Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666]  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW    Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933 [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933]

Something Most Would Believe Impossible | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Pat Dean)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features PAT DEAN, the man, the myth, the 50 time Velveeta room employee of the month. A man who self identifies as “no semen, just fire,” who allegedly shits diamonds, has definitely had sex with a woman, and is both extremely funny and suspiciously confident.   Together the gang tackles the real issues destroying modern civilization: whether bringing your new man to meet your evil ex situationship is empowering or just advanced psychological warfare, how to stop looking like a total pussy at the poker table, and why straight women keep finding men spiritually repulsive the second they start flirting.   Elsewhere in the chaos: emotional cuckolding, stick-and-ball masculinity, Shakespearean levels of romantic suffering, lesbian experimentation logistics, hot criers, bald men dating strategies, and the possibility that some men are being Pavlov-trained by female sadness.    Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.   0:00 Intro 1:53 Guest intro: Pat Dean 13:33 ~~~ Audience advice ~~~ 14:04 Evil ex situationship invited me to the bar… so I brought another man 19:03 How do I not look like a pussy at the poker table? 24:51 I’m straight but men repulse me when I flirt with them 31:11 Moved to Texas to build something “impossible” 34:36 How do you date nowadays? 41:37 My boyfriend got boners when I cried 45:55 How do I get my bff to dump her boyfriend? 50:38 Is Sarah psychic? 1:00:02 Plugs   _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE  Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @patdeanrules _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS  Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666]  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW    Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933 [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933]

Shrek Themed Wedding | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Diego Delgadillo)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features sweet bb boi & friend of the pod, DIEGO DELGADILLO!   Together the gang tackles the real issues tearing society apart: how to convince your girlfriend to have a Shrek-themed wedding, whether ass or tits still reign supreme, and if a receding hairline should be treated like a relationship obstacle or a shared community challenge. They also investigate why people ghost, what cigarettes “don’t count,” and whether it’s possible to convince your wife to love you again.   Elsewhere in the chaos: an 18-year-old future father, an ex creeping on a new girl, lesbian flirting tactics, muffin man discourse, psychic revelations and the timeless pursuit of romantic validation.   Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.   0:00 Intro 1:18 Guest intro: Diego Delgadillo 7:14 Audience advice ~~~ 7:38 Shrek themed wedding?  12:51 A$$ or t!ts? 19:31 Why do you ghost someone? 23:52 A recently single friend is pregnant - the dad? 18 years old 28:17 My ex is creeping on my new girl 32:44 Seeing a guy with a receding hairline 38:42 Do you know the muffin man? 39:05 What cigarettes don't count? 44:39 How to convince wife to love me? 46:55 How to flirt with women as a woman? 50:20 Is Sarah Psychic? 1:00:20 Plugs   _______________________________________________  💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE  Instagram: @lipservicecomedy  Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @_fancyclown _______________________________________________  📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS  Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:    👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666]  _______________________________________________  🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at  📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday  ⏰ 9PM    Listen first. Then come see it live!  Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933 [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933]

Born Again Hearwoman | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Sami Blumenthal)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features the dangerously employable SAMI BLUMENTHAL. Sami may lose her job for appearing on this podcast, but fortunately humiliation builds character and content. Together Kylie, Sarah, and Sami tackle the important questions facing modern society: should you become an Etsy witch, can a jealous boyfriend compete with a hot sexy cat, and is “fight fire with fire” still good advice if it gives you crabs? The gals also unpack one woman’s revenge plot against the man allegedly sleeping with half of Austin, the morality scale of egg-related assaults, and the theological implications of a pastor jerking off in front of mega church staff (“a pastor gets off”). Along the way: litter dick, hearwoman (the opposite of semen), surprise yolk attacks, remodeling trauma, born-again behavior, and the eternal question: balls or butt? Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro 2:08 Guest intro: Sami B 14:41 Audience advice ~~~ 15:42 Jealous of my GF's cat 19:21 Is an Etsy witch a good idea? 25:17 Mega Church revenge 28:40 My ex situationship…should I sleep with his hotter roommate? 33:03 I yolked my friend's pants 37:38 My brother got kicked out of college 40:22 How often should you scratch & sniff? 47:30 Is Sarah Psychic? 1:02:40 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz Guest: @iamsamibee _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933