Final Curtain Call For Colbert

Better Dead Than Bread!!

Ever hear of "dead bread?" Probably best you didn't know its secret ingredient!  Trump's renovations of the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool are SO good even Libs can't find anything to argue about? Could lawsuits spell RIP for Ardent Studios on Madison?  Also, sharing is in fact NOT caring, why? Just ask Jake's kids!  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Not Sexual, Not Politics, Just Dominance

Graham Platner, a Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate, was described by three women who dated him as emotionally and physically violent. Platner often threatened to "rape" anybody who broke into his apartment to demonstrate his dominance, according to what his ex-girlfriend told the New York Times. Not sexual, not homosexual, just a show a force. Also on the show: Three Memphis City Council members have crafted a funding resolution to repair the Mud Island Amphitheater, Producer Rivera breaks down the 2026 NBA Finals, Trump plans on making it to Game 3 in NYC, and syndicated columnist Ron Hart joins to talk about Spencer Pratt.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Broken Gaydar On Pride Month

Producer Rivera was stunned to learn Scott Bessent is gay, which sparked a whole can of worms conversation. In more important news, the UofM revealed they will be increasing tuition prices again, further pushing future students towards a future in the trades and not overpriced diplomas.  Also on the show, Jake lists the only 4 correct ingredients for chicken salad, Trump hints they may keep around the UFC arena in DC like the Eiffel Tower, Joe Biden has another Biden moment, and Commissioner Mick Wright joins to talk about Wanda Halbert.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

The War Is Over! Right, Marco?

Secretary of State Marco Rubio declared that the war against Iran is "over", stating that the U.S. combat operation—previously known as Operation Epic Fury—has concluded. "There is no Iranian navy. It lies at the bottom of the ocean. And we'll assume, within a number of years, be prime fishing spots because they'll turn into reefs." What a quote. Also on the show: the most talented bird-caller kid this side of the Mississippi, Dr. Jill Biden goes back and forth on The View on if she is indeed a doctor or not, the battle of LA is underway as the mayoral candidates hope to advance past the primaries, and Impossible Trivia Tuesday! See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Stolen Votes or Sore Loser?

County Clerk Wanda Halbert is suing the Election Commission to contest the results of a May 5 primary election that showed her losing the Criminal Court Clerk's race by 126 votes. Could this be the beginning of the end of Wanda Halbert, and how would she fare in the corporate world? Little different than the political world.  Also on the show: the Memphis Safe Task Force revealed their gang-banger arrest results, James Talerico's girlfriend is not only real but also a vegan, Joy Reid denounces her NY Giants fan card,  and Trump's America 250 Celebration is not going planned and he is looking to pivot for the worst.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.