One Trillion Reasons But Bernie Ain't One

Redefining The Devil's Lettuce

A significant epidemic of the parasite cyclospora, which causes explosive diarrhea, has been linked by federal health officials to lettuce from Mexico that is sold at Taco Bell stores in five states in the United States. AOC also makes a trip to Memphis to back Justin Pearson against Elon Musk's xAI.  Also on the show: Early voting has begun in Tennessee, we reveal how the story of the man stuck inside a Kansas City port-a-potty, we break down what you need to know before seeing The Odyssey, Maine's Democrat Senate candidates' debate was wild, and Dale Jackson joins to talk politics.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

License To Wax

We explore the legal aftermath of the world’s most intense "take your kid to work day" after a mother saw her neglect charges officially dismissed. It turns out that letting your little one join the family business for some high-stakes hair removal is legally considered a lapse in judgment rather than a crime. Move over lemonade stands—there's a new, far more professional hustle in town. Also on the show: Zohran Mamdani is seen watching the World Cup with Rikers island prisoners, the Blue Angels are under fire for flying too close to civilians, William Shatner has a metal record coming out, and we talk to syndicated columnist Ron Hart.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Remembering Joe: An Autopen Memoir

It's almost ELDER ABUSE. Joe Biden released a documentary-style trailer for his memoir, "Promise Me, America". He was bumbling so bad, they even had to include subtitles. Did autopen write it, and why are they making it seem like he was more important than he actually was? Also on the show: a man got trapped inside a port-a-potty, JB Smiley says he isn't being investigated despite reports, Charlotte Bergmann is accusing Brent Taylor of being a homosexual, and the World Cup Final REVEALED.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

My Salad Tried to Kill Me

Explosive diarrhea is spreading! Think your salad is a healthy choice? We dig into America’s worst-ever outbreak of a sticky, explosive parasite that is turning bagged lettuce into a bioweapon. Cyclospora is a microscopic, sticky parasite that hitches a ride on fresh produce to cause weeks of severe, explosive food poisoning. Also on the show: the worst last names that correspond with a specific job, Chuck Schumer might have the parasite after farting a Senate floor speech; daylight savings time might be coming to an end, and we play Impossible Trivia.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Tennessee: Not Commie Enough, Not Gay Enough

Despite being a top 10 fastest growing state, CNBC has revealed Tennessee as the WORST state to live in. CNBC's specific study gave the state an "F" grade for livability after measuring factors like public safety, healthcare, and state laws. Are they way off the mark, or do you actually agree when it comes to quality of life? Also on the show: Steve Mulroy caught a lot of heat regarding his op-ed on "police being trained to kill", Lindsey Graham and Sam Neill passed away over the weekend, Tunica's Sam's Town was demolished, and Jake explains how he almost kind of killed his dog, sorta.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.