The Shoulder That Care Forgot

Avoiding Poseidon’s Kiss

This week’s show allows us to ponder our old school district boundaries, current school choice issues, middle schoolers, the generational superiority wars, our parents falling for AI slop online, advances in AI, the business model for AI companies, disgusting habits we find to be perfectly normal, flachspüler toilets, how to respond to cops when being asked how fast you were going, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com [qualifiednonsense@gmail.com] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense [https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense] Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc [https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc] Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com [https://www.zapsplat.com]

Q.N.W.A.

Jake opens the show on a high-note by spitting fire (figuratively, not literally)! Then we get into topics like: street performers, Matt crashing a birthday party concert, Jake’s smashed finger, custom sounds for our technology, what to do when your boyfriend picks his nose too much, co-workers showing inappropriate videos, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com [qualifiednonsense@gmail.com] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense [https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense] Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc [https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc] Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com [https://www.zapsplat.com]

Follow Us for More Beauty Tips

This week is another guest-less episode as the three boys talk about their weeks including Jake’s soccer marathon, kids’ birthdays, a shoulder update from Brandon, a recent change to the way kids play baseball from Matt, Brandon’s recall of the presidents, celebrities we do and don’t find attractive, advice for a younger guy romantically involved with an older married woman, Brandon’s bad JFK impression, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com [qualifiednonsense@gmail.com] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense [https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense] Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc [https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc] Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com [https://www.zapsplat.com]

Cold War Kid

Joining us this week is Ryan Richardson: Navy vet, motorcycle enthusiast, Trimet operator, father, grandfather, and Brandon’s soon-to-be brother-in-law (and that’s just scratching the surface)! We talk in-depth (no pun intended) about Ryan’s time on a submarine in the Navy, his experiences driving for Trimet in Portland, why old people don’t go on crazy benders in their golden years, inexpensive things that improve your life, submarine recipes, and a lot more in this extra-long episode! Note: we apologize for some audio issues, but hopefully it doesn’t get in the way of enjoying this great episode with a great guest. - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com [qualifiednonsense@gmail.com] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense [https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense] Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc [https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc] Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com [https://www.zapsplat.com]

Kissin’ Cousins

Right off the bat, we’re slowly rolling out new merch! Join our Patreon to get in on the first supply of some nice drink coozies we’re ordering up! As for this episode, we get into topics like urinals, strong and fancy cocktails, our listenership in Vietnam, going to a bar to lift your spirts, the taboos around dating third cousins, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com [qualifiednonsense@gmail.com] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense [https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense] Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc [https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc] Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com [https://www.zapsplat.com]