The Long Walk ("I'm going home.")

Samara Weaving Can't Catch a Break

This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married to Samara Weaving.

From Strangers to Aquaintances

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell Renny Harlin was thinking.

Faces of Death, Terrifier, and the Glory of Gore

This one is for the gore whores. We're chatting about the new Faces of Death, Art the Clown's instant icon status, and the parallels between gore and the menstrual cycle.

House of Wax and the Golden Age of Horror Remakes

We're going back to the early aughts to chat about the iconography of the white tank top, Bo Sinclair's enduring sex appeal, and why it's always a good idea to mind your own fucking business.

Ready or Not Here I Come ("Can I have a cigarette?")

Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love of Elijah Wood and his inate Elijah Woodiness.