Bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death

The Birdcage (1996)

Albert: "Oh God, I pierced the toast!" Armand: "So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, 'Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life.'"

The Breadwinner (2026)

We cannot tell a lie nor hide our disappointment! The Breadwinner (2026) with Nate Bargatze comes up way short. If it were a cherry tree we would chop it down without hesitation. Love the comic but the movie stinks.

Masters of the Universe (2026)

"Hang on, it's about to get weird." One of us goes in a He-Man virgin and comes out fisted! Our take on Masters of the Universe (2026).

Spider-Noir

We're torn between Nicolas Cage's sandwich eating and mid-atlantic accent in Spider-Noir (2026).

Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)

It wasn't the worst Star Wars live action production regardless of the Aliens franchise crossover. Not to mention the OG Ghostbusters.