Parking Lot Parrots

I Would Sit On a Peanut Right Now

I can't be sued for libel or slander because this episode was recorded while standing in a puddle and therefore falls under maritime law.

The Money Numbers

Purgatory Podcast Tip #41: Collect blue coins to earn 10 points. Points can be used to upgrade your weapons and armor to defeat the podcast.

Indisputably Lunch

This Memorial Day, don't forget those who laid down their lives in the Storage Wars.

Succumbed to the Crumbs

Listen to this entire episode at .005x speed to unlock the "Slow and Steady Wins the Race" Achievement.

I Could Always Be Way More Incredibly Chinese

This episode is available in Senso-Surround 16.1 format which requires a specialized machine that shorts out all the fuses in your house and makes you have weird nightmares if you sleep too close to it.