Show 219 Ted's Key To Life Is Money and Spiral Staircases

Show 225 Ukranian Drones Are Targeting Ted's Crown Collection

The Idiots set up the ultimate battle Ted versus drunk AI.  Scott is totally against the killing of baby ducks, unless they deserve it.  The guys find out you can accidently stab yourself to death.

Show 224 Ted Uses AI To Find Out What He's Thinking

The Idiots turn being an asswipe into somethinig negative.  Ted tips a listener to throw their cousin under the bus.  Scott shares that buying a car is harder than keeping your wife.

Show 223 Ted's Favorite Movie Theater Has The Best Lamb-Kabobs

The Idiots have a blast talking with movie critic Scott Phillips about the best summer movies.  Ted tips a college graduate to be as boring as possible.  Scott shares his fear of buying cars.

Show 222 You Guessed It, There's Nothing On Ted's Mind!

The Idiots find red flags everywhere, but they look ok to them.  Ted decides that a lack of athletic prowess may lead to a bad night in the sack.  Matt's sister might be voting for the other guy.

Show 221 Ted Opens A Sex Parlor With 100 Porta-Potties

The Idiots recommend hanging out at public restrooms for a good time.  Ted tips a listener to be mildly incompetent and morally bankrupt. Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.