Fifth in the East (Derogatory)

MLS IS BACK, BABY

Players come in, players go out. Stonks go up??? It's a weird time to be a United fan and watch good business happen, but here we are. The world cup break is officially ending and we get back to reality a bit with MLS kicking right back up. Two games this week against Houston Dynamo and Toronto FC. Who even remembers what the table looks like? You? Ok fine. Nerd. Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever.

Shut Down the Podcast!

We ask the big questions - who am I without Gabriel Pirani to hate on? Is US Soccer in crisis? Can you be black and French at the same time? Plus I give the in-depth scouting report on our reported transfer target. Salt Lake Tribune article: https://www.sltrib.com/sports/rsl/2026/06/01/real-salt-lake-sued-former-teen/ Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

World Cup Break

What's better than watching the best soccer tournament on the planet? Talking about MLS babyyyy Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Nobody Should Start to Dream

Dreaming is for losers anyway; accept our reality you nerd. Watch this space for post-World Cup shenanigans. Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Agonizing

Some draws are actually losses in disguise. Asking questions about late-game management and looking ahead to a chance to clibm at home. Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever