HOW TO: sneak into a concert

HOW TO: tell the astrological truth

Paige and Jared put their reputations on the line by deciphering the astrological truth in this weeks episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear. They start by assigning zodiac signs to iconic fictional characters — think Miranda Priestly, Wuthering Heights, Wicked and more — before spiraling into a full ranking of all 12 signs from best to worst. Each sign gets assigned one (or more) defining words —several signs get absolutely dragged, others receive ultimate praise. It's brutally honest, revealing and hilarious. As always, they wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — and you won't want to miss this one.

HOW TO: fit into a princess peach dress

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack the making of their now-infamous peach party. What started as a highly committed theme quickly spiraled into an unforgettable collection of moments, stories, and decisions that only made sense in the context of the party. From over-the-top details to Paige and Jared’s dramatic Princess Peach halftime performance, they break down how taking a theme way too seriously somehow created the perfect night. They revisit the stories that came out of the day, the moments that still get brought up by friends, and why this event has officially gone down in history. It’s theatrical, overcommitted, and surprisingly emotional for a party centered around stone fruit. They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — Arizona's in and bad taxi drivers are out out out.

HOW TO: be a cool mom

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by their first-ever guest: the Queen & legend herself — Paige’s mom, Genevieve Turner-Hapeman. The three of them dive into the hilarious and wholesome dynamic between Jared and Genevieve, complete with questionable jokes, rapid-fire questions, and stories that explain why she’s earned her unofficial “cool mom” title. They also get into her major career pivot — going from being a photographer for 25 years to opening a paint-your-own pottery shop while raising two young kids — and what gave her the confidence to completely change paths. It’s funny, honest, and a little chaotic. Plus, for the first time ever, the guest takes over both the weekly “In & Out” to close out the episode.

HOW TO: throw a podcast launch party

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared show the eavesdroppers exactly how they threw their podcast launch party - by inviting their friends over and making everyone share a story they definitely wouldn’t want the neighbors hearing. What follows is a compilation of absolute chaos: a suspicious summer sausage, accidentally getting a job while blackout drunk, a disastrous Chipotle incident, getting absurdly broken up with, throwing parties that did not go according to plan, plenty of hookup stories including details that probably should’ve stayed private, and one story so explicit they genuinely had to cut most of it out. Along the way, listeners get introduced to the friends behind the stories - and the energy that made the launch party just as unhinged as they were expecting.

HOW TO: date a french guy

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared kick things off by doing exactly what the podcast title suggests — live eavesdropping on their neighbors as an already chaotic night somehow gets worse after one neighbor comes home to an apartment full of dog puke and… other disasters. Then, Paige breaks down her experience dating a seemingly perfect French guy who felt straight out of a movie... until he suddenly disappeared. Just when Paige thought the story was behind her, it took another unexpected turn months later It’s messy, romantic, and slightly concerning. They wrap things up with their usual “In & Out” — tune in to find out what they're loving and leaving this week.