S1E5: Whoahs 4 Horses

S1E13: You Embody Something That My Hole Accepts

The RHORI girls are reunited at last — and, thanks to a pride-related freak accident, the gays in your phone are having a little reunion of our own! Seven beautiful blue-clad women and one gay guy enter the arena...who will leave victorious?? We talk about Kelsey's summary execution, the Kabbalistic demon possessing Rulla, and Jo-Ellen and Liz's roles as opposing cosmic forces that keep the entire universe in balance. As we near the end of this beautiful journey together, we IMPLORE you to please call in with your thoughts on the season, general rhode island trivia, or unhinged conspiracy theories at 401-237-2829 <3 -your gays

S1E12: We Sissied That Block... and You Won't Believe Who Was There

Finally, just what RHORI needed-- a little taste of the Caribbean! This week we watched the Real Housewives of Rhode Island venture out to Block Island for this season's big finale. This week's pod has been deemed one of our best by hubby, and we have to agree. We debate how fake Liz + Jo-Ellen's make-up-session was. We read Brian Pontarelli down. We find that the arc of RHORI's season 1 is long, but it bends towards Jo-Ellen. Stay tuned to the end of the ep for a call that has us debating: why didn't Ashley I sit with Jared on their flight to Atlanta? As always, please call in to our tipline with RHORI tea, gossip, and commentary! 401-237-2829

S1E11: Quahogging Queens and Ducking Divas

Get your pink galoshes on and meet us at Porter Cove girls, because much like Liz and Kelsey we're down in the mud this week for the PENULTIMATE episode of RHORI season 1! This week Rulla finally clocks in to work with the lightly problematic function of the season, Liz and Dolores serve local legislator fish, and Rosie's court of gay advisors continue their good work for the community! Jake dives into the spiritual void Jared is trying to fill with Audrey's, Zack regales listeners with childhood quahogging memories, and we ask the eternal question: Do you know about the video? Join us for another fabulous week of GAYS IN YOUR PHONE! Call in with tips, comments, hate mail, and quahogging spots to our tipline at 401-237-2829.

S1E10: Come Do a Line in the Sand With Us in Capo's Ladies Room

Some might say this is where the beginning ended. Some might say this is where everything truly began. But what do we say? If you wanna find out, first get us a res at Capo, then make a call to Dino! This week we are carving out the trenches. A specter hangs over RHORI, and it has something to do with authenticity, gossip, and being a bitch. The gays in your phone are here to elevate the discourse about episode 10 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and find out who the true TeRHORIsts are. Everything is upside down: Zack likes Rosie, Liz is losing her cool, Rulla is having a conversation about something other than Brian's affair---what's going on? Let us take care of you. Thank you for listening to another week of GAYS IN YOUR PHONE! Please call in with tips comments and concerns about RHORI-related affairs to our tipline at 401-237-2829.

S1E9: Slam Pig Soliloquy

This one's juicy folks. Zack is back from his global gallivants to help Jake recap the stunning, slam-packed 9th episode of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. This week we open with a dramatic reading of comments by Rosie's stan army in response to our illustrious guest host. Let's just say the war has commenced and lines are being drawn mama! Jake does psychic battle with Reddit commenters, Zack offers Kelsey and Rosie dangerous homosexual weaponry, and we educate our public about Rhode Island's iconic Big Blue Bug. Stay to the end to hear our JUICIEST TIP LINE CALL YET. And as always, please call in with any hot goss, commentary, or reactions, Rhode Island based callers especially encouraged! 401-237-2829