Chaos In The USA

My Salad Tried to Kill Me

Explosive diarrhea is spreading! Think your salad is a healthy choice? We dig into America’s worst-ever outbreak of a sticky, explosive parasite that is turning bagged lettuce into a bioweapon. Cyclospora is a microscopic, sticky parasite that hitches a ride on fresh produce to cause weeks of severe, explosive food poisoning. Also on the show: the worst last names that correspond with a specific job, Chuck Schumer might have the parasite after farting a Senate floor speech; daylight savings time might be coming to an end, and we play Impossible Trivia.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Tennessee: Not Commie Enough, Not Gay Enough

Despite being a top 10 fastest growing state, CNBC has revealed Tennessee as the WORST state to live in. CNBC's specific study gave the state an "F" grade for livability after measuring factors like public safety, healthcare, and state laws. Are they way off the mark, or do you actually agree when it comes to quality of life? Also on the show: Steve Mulroy caught a lot of heat regarding his op-ed on "police being trained to kill", Lindsey Graham and Sam Neill passed away over the weekend, Tunica's Sam's Town was demolished, and Jake explains how he almost kind of killed his dog, sorta.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Landlord Of The Rings

An act of God. After a tree fell and destroyed everything inside, a family has nowhere else to live, and it's become dicey after the landlord has refused to set them up somewhere and help them out. Is it his responsibility or not? Jake gives his take as a fellow landlorder himself and we discuss how much our first rent costed. Also on the show: WVNN's Dale Jackson joined the show to talk about the latest silly and political headlines, hoes be stealin' fake hair, it's tax-free weekend in Mississippi as the school season approaches soon, and we listen to today's Maxterpiece Theater.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

All Aboard The Graham Platner Train...Wreck

Following an array of controversies, including a woman accusing him of sexual assault, Democrat Graham Platner has suspended his campaign for US Senate in Maine. In a video, Platner claimed that Democrats' threats to stop funding his campaign were the reason behind his decision rather than an admission of guilt. Also on the show: a San Francisco restaurant owner is fining parents that have wild kids, Mitch McConnell is still alive, an attempted post office thief targeted Germantown, and syndicated columnist Ron Hart joined the show to chime in on Graham Platner's dead campaign. See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Final Audit Of MSCS – “They Didn’t Want This To Be Uncovered.”

According to State Comptroller Jason Mumpower, the MSCS audit details over $119 million in fraud, waste, and abuse. “The findings in this report represent some of the worst organizational management we have ever seen anywhere in government." Will there be any actual repercussions, or will this be swept under the rug? Also on the show: Iran (SHOCKINGLY) broke their ceasefire and people are calling for total annihilation, John Rose is campaigning for Governor like his life depends on it, and a Chattanooga train conductor got fired for what some say are xenophobic statements. See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.