No Utes In The Valet

Why the AFL Wants Kylie Fans, Not Just Footy Fans

32 min · 12. huhti 2026
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What happens when sport stops being just sport? In this episode of ‘No Utes in the Valet’ we move from AFL headlines to the global business of entertainment, starting with the news that Kylie Minogue is set to perform at the AFL Grand Final. Is it a smart play to attract new audiences, or proof that sport is becoming more about spectacle than the game itself? From there the discussion opens up into a bigger idea: leagues like the AFL and NFL are no longer just running competitions, they’re building entertainment ecosystems. Think: • Super Bowl halftime shows watched by over 100 million people • Stadiums turning into hospitality precincts with restaurants and DJs • Fashion becoming part of athlete culture • Brands using sport as their biggest marketing platform The episode explores how American sports have mastered this model, and whether Australian sport is finally catching up. Along the way the conversation takes a few classic detours including: • Viral pimple patches and Gen Z skincare • Parenting toys that double as stress relief • A deep YouTube rabbit hole into British royal history • The strange tradition behind the Masters Champions Dinner and the dream menu you’d serve if you won Augusta It’s part sport, part culture, part chaos. But underneath the laughs is a serious question: Is the future of sport actually entertainment?

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