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AI Is Just Digital Transformation in a Trench Coat

Turns out the thing AI can’t do is blow dry your hair. Or hold your popcorn at a Cavs game. The robots have officially started posting job listings for humans — they’re calling us the “meatspace” — and Lauren and Sydney have opinions. This episode is their seasonal take on AI: what it actually looks like to build something useful with it (Sydney built three agents, including one that reads Fathom call transcripts and drafts sales follow-up emails without being asked), why buying a composable AI tech stack is basically cutting the cable cord and ending up with more streaming subscriptions than you started with, and why you absolutely cannot give admin access to someone just because they look like they can hold their popcorn. Also: the cloud vs. on-prem history lesson nobody asked for but everybody needed, a platform called Rental Human where AI agents are the ones posting bounties, and the argument that “return to office” should be rebranded “return to on-prem.” Also this episode: • The word “digital transformation” once meant nothing to Sydney and she just faked it until it made sense — sound familiar? • Sydney's three-agent build: what each one does, what it replaced, and the one job it definitely did not replace • Composable AI tech stacks explained via cutting the cable cord, and why you’re going to end up paying more than cable • The AI pervert problem: what to do if you have one on your team, and why you cannot fire them • A platform where AI posts bounties for humans to complete — and yes, they called us the “meatspace” • A Vegas dream involving a limo, a forehead injury, and a roommate who was “at pancake breakfast, don’t worry about me.” • What dropping popcorn all over a Cleveland Cavaliers team shop taught Lauren about admin access Timestamps 00:00:01 — Welcome to Pretty Funny Business / seasonal AI take begins 00:01:00 — Cloud vs. on-prem: the origin story, and why “return to office” should be “return to on-prem” 00:04:05 — Sydney’s introduction to “digital transformation” and the art of pretending to understand it 00:09:02 — AI is just the new digital transformation, and what marketing ops needs to do about it 00:11:55 — Lauren’s three agents: the build, the workflow, and the job it did (and didn’t) replace 00:18:30 — The Rube Goldberg AI workflow problem and the marble run that’s actually a failure 00:20:47 — Composable AI tech stacks: Lego pieces, cable cord cutting, and the streaming subscription trap 00:28:14 — The AI pervert on your team: identify, protect, document, do not fire 00:30:18 — Rental Human: the platform where AI agents are posting bounties for humans 00:32:01 — “Meat space”: what the robots are calling us and why 00:35:34 — Dream segment: eight days in Vegas, a limo, a forehead, and pancake breakfast 00:37:45 — B2B marketing lesson: the Cavs game, the popcorn, and admin access 00:41:50 — Outro / bounty hunter applications open Links Follow Pretty Funny Business on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/showcase/pretty-funny-business/ Subscribe on Substack https://www.prettyfunnybusiness.com/podcast Leave us a review and subscribe wherever you listen — it genuinely helps the little podcast.

LinkedIn Lunatics: The Bodysuit Layer Debate, Bad LinkedIn Takes, and Sydney's Most Embarrassing Moment

Pretty Funny Business | S4E02 — "We Made LinkedIn Lunatics (One of Us Did)"LinkedIn is a gift that keeps on giving — and this week, it gave us a lot. Sydney's viral bodysuit/tights/skort/underwear order-of-operations post has officially been featured on the LinkedIn Lunatics subreddit, and we are processing this together in real time. (Lauren was present and claims total innocence. The evidence suggests otherwise.)From there, we dig into the LinkedIn Lunatics mailbag: a man who thinks holding a baby is women's peak state of relaxation, a 25-year-old being told not to take a sabbatical to Thailand, someone who looks like Bad Bunny (maybe), and the eternal question — is this post a thought leader, a loss leader, or just a LinkedIn lunatic? Also this episode: * The "does this post survive the group chat?" test for all LinkedIn content * A dream about Tinder, a dream about Grindr, and a dream about vibe coding at the gym * Whether lavalier microphones should ever be hand-held (a heated debate) * How abdominal surgery, a migraine, and an eye patch taught us something about B2B marketing * The describe-your-job-in-three-words challenge (the blockchain data one is sending us) If you've ever looked at your LinkedIn feed and thought "why is this here" — this episode is for you. Timestamps: * 00:02:18 — Thought leaders vs. loss leaders vs. LinkedIn lunatics: a taxonomy * 00:05:25 — Sydney's post goes viral on LinkedIn Lunatics (the grief cycle begins) * 00:08:35 — The bodysuit/tights/skort/underwear order of operations, explained * 00:11:25 — The comments section: supportive men, sales bros, and Kimmy saves the day * 00:16:08 — LinkedIn lunatics mailbag: women's "peak state," Thailand sabbatical, Bad Bunny * 00:24:59 — Lunatic mailbag continues: lavalier mics, potion polls, cat in a toga * 00:34:33 — Vibe coding at the gym: dream or nightmare? * 00:36:19 — Bodies, Pilates, and surgery (the eye patch story) * 00:41:38 — In conclusion: keep people on their toes, especially on LinkedIn Links: * Follow Pretty Funny Business on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/showcase/pretty-funny-business [https://www.linkedin.com/showcase/pretty-funny-business] * Subscribe on Substack: www.prettyfunnybusiness.com * LinkedIn Lunatics subreddit: r/LinkedInLunatics Leave us a review and subscribe wherever you listen — it genuinely helps the little podcast.

Ball Pit Dreams

Sydney and Lauren kick off Season 4 with a full recap of MOpsapalooza — including the legend of Lady Effington, a ball pit that became more hot tub than pool party, a slide that lasted approximately five seconds before the fire marshal intervened, and some deeply anonymous corporate confessions. Plus: what a four-year-old's encounter with the mayor of New York can teach you about B2B marketing. It was all just a dream, obviously.

Professionalism Is Fake: Zoom Etiquette, Makeup Rules & Work-From-Home Myths

Welcome to the final episode of Season 3 of Pretty Funny Business! Today’s topic? Professionalism. What is it? Who decides what counts? And why did we all buy day-to-night outfits in 2012 even though we were going absolutely nowhere at night? We break down: *  Why “professionalism” is mostly made-up *  Zoom etiquette we all pretend to follow (camera on? makeup? …internet?) *  The remote-work dress code nobody asked for *  Day-to-night fashion and the lies magazines told us *  Makeup expectations, gender double-standards & office culture *  Our most unprofessional moments with clients (in a cute way) If you work from home, show up to Zoom in a hoodie, or have ever been judged for not wearing makeup — this one’s for you. 📲 Connect with us: Lauren → https://www.linkedin.com/in/laurenaquilino [https://www.linkedin.com/in/laurenaquilino] Sydney → https://www.linkedin.com/in/sydneymulligan [https://www.linkedin.com/in/sydneymulligan] 👗 Try Nuuly and get $30 off your first rental Nuuly – Sydney’s Invite Link: https://share.nuuly.com/sydney9937 [https://share.nuuly.com/sydney9937] Nuuly – Lauren’s Invite Link: https://share.nuuly.com/lauren42247 [https://share.nuuly.com/lauren42247] 🛠 Tools we swear by (affiliate links – we earn a small commission): Fathom for meeting notes: https://fathom.video/?source=agencypartners&ps_partner_key=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ&ps_xid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gsxid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gspk=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ [https://fathom.video/?source=agencypartners&ps_partner_key=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ&ps_xid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gsxid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gspk=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ] Airtable to manage workflows: https://airtable.com/invite/r/NHkCkkSD [https://airtable.com/invite/r/NHkCkkSD] Run your whole business like a pro with Google Workspace: https://workspace.google.com/landing/partners/referral/gws2/?utm_source=sign-up&utm_medium=affiliatereferral&utm_campaign=apps-referral-program&utm_content=9KKCZ0C [https://workspace.google.com/landing/partners/referral/gws2/?utm_source=sign-up&utm_medium=affiliatereferral&utm_campaign=apps-referral-program&utm_content=9KKCZ0C] 📧 Want to work with us? Find out more at https://www.emmieco.com/ [https://www.emmieco.com/]

12 Days of Pretty Funny Holidays 🎁 Gifts & End-of-Season Confessions

Welcome to our 3rd annual 12 Days of Pretty Funny Holidays! In today’s special holiday episode, we exchange 12 chaotic, heartfelt, and wildly unserious “gifts” inspired by the year we've just survived together. From Chick-fil-A nugget ice to golf meltdowns to protein-based baby formula to flight upgrades… this is our peak business-girlie holiday energy. We talk: *  The tradition of our 12 Days gift exchange *  How we somehow made 16 full video podcast episodes this year *  Nugget ice discourse *  Golf, husbands, and the Real Reason men love “being outside” *  Our obsession with baby-formula-tier protein *  2025 client wishlists *  And just nearly wrapping Season 3 with a whole lot of gratitude 📲 Connect with us: Lauren → https://www.linkedin.com/in/laurenaquilino [https://www.linkedin.com/in/laurenaquilino] Sydney → https://www.linkedin.com/in/sydneymulligan [https://www.linkedin.com/in/sydneymulligan] 👗 Try Nuuly and get $30 off your first rental Nuuly – Sydney’s Invite Link: https://share.nuuly.com/sydney9937 [https://share.nuuly.com/sydney9937] Nuuly – Lauren’s Invite Link: https://share.nuuly.com/lauren42247 [https://share.nuuly.com/lauren42247] 🛠 Tools we swear by (affiliate links – we earn a small commission): Fathom for meeting notes: https://fathom.video/?source=agencypartners&ps_partner_key=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ&ps_xid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gsxid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gspk=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ [https://fathom.video/?source=agencypartners&ps_partner_key=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ&ps_xid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gsxid=aKkNfXKYBvY1Hp&gspk=c3lkbmV5bXVsbGlnYW43MzQ] Airtable to manage workflows: https://airtable.com/invite/r/NHkCkkSD [https://airtable.com/invite/r/NHkCkkSD] Run your whole business like a pro with Google Workspace: https://workspace.google.com/landing/partners/referral/gws2/?utm_source=sign-up&utm_medium=affiliatereferral&utm_campaign=apps-referral-program&utm_content=9KKCZ0C [https://workspace.google.com/landing/partners/referral/gws2/?utm_source=sign-up&utm_medium=affiliatereferral&utm_campaign=apps-referral-program&utm_content=9KKCZ0C] 📧 Want to work with us? Find out more at https://www.emmieco.com/ [https://www.emmieco.com/]