Dear Internet, We Love Ashley Iaconetti! (RHOBH, RHOA, & RHORI Recaps)

Liz, Liz, Lizard Toes (RHOA & RHORI Recaps)

Hey Bimbos! (That's are fan name, we mean it with all the love) On RHOA, K Michelle keeps telling on herself, doesn't she? And why does Kelli think we want to watch her with her kids so badly. Over on RHORI, Liz rages at Jo-Ellen and we think Rosie was enjoying that more than her husband's performance. Plus, Rulla continues to be a remote housewife. RHOA Recap: 9:03 RHORI Recap: 36:43

Alicia Was Homeless, Not Crackerless (RHORI Recap)

The only RHORI trivia we need answers to? What's going on with the ice machine, Ashley!? Plus, Kelsey leaves out important information when retelling Slam Pig Gate, Liz loves to play semantics, and Alicia just wants to enjoy her crackahs! But before we get into the Real Housewives of Rhode Island recap, Jenn wants to know: is it divorce-worthy if your spouse watches a TV show without you?!

The K Michelle Conspiracy Hour (RHOA Recap)

K Michelle never met a conspiracy she didn’t want to engage! Plus, where does Phaedra find the time, did Cynthia really have a flight to catch, and when will Kelli realize that Porsha is not the one to come for!

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! (RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S11 E4 Recap)

It's the second bracket and we're causing a podcast racket! Whose buttery lewk went down smooth? And which two do we think are the obvious choice to go through?

Jeff Probst Missed a Prompt (Survivor 50 Finale Recap)

The Survivor 50 live finale was one for the books: Jeff spoils fire making! Cirie gets a questionable trophy! Joe gets zero votes! Are we happy with the winner? Listen and decide!