The Hangman Always Swings Twice

John Rosenberger

Nothing gold can stay. You never brought it up, but I have a feeling you were the only person that listened to this podcast. A mensch in every sense. I love you so much, my friend. Long live.

Butter Churn

They say you can't take it with you, but what if you could it take with? Hi, I'm Dr. Max Fine- and I am completely unaware of what the fuck I'm doing in this doctor's coat and/or office. Please return me to my wife, who is very real, and very hotl.

Lime Green Firetruck (iykyk)

Graduation is around the corner. I'm going to be a real gingerbread boy now and no one can stop me. Fuck you, Martha. I haven't forgotten what you did to Spencer's sock in 3rd grade. Nah, I don't actually know a Martha. Could you imagine?

Semen Sheets

It's cold and rainy. It's Summer. I am Steven.

Live From This Guy's Bedroom

Is nothing sacred anymore? Will the entertainment complex ever be satiated with what must surely be "too much shit?" Are you tired of losing sleep over the loss of your sanity and/or dignity? Well toil no more! With THERAPY GUN, you can end it all right now! Not to be confused with theragun, the massage tool, THERAPY GUN is just a gun. Any gun will do! Heck, you might already have a THERAPY GUN at home- how about that! You've already got a free THERAPY GUN. Eat it for breakfast, bring it to bed, take it on your next family vacation. THERAPY GUN! There's never a wrong time to be strapped!